cartouche bag

a term coined by Stephen Colbert

cartouche bag- a mega douche bag; old douche bag; egyptian douche bag

Stephen Colbert- Were they always cartouche boxes, or were there also cartouche bags?

by Spicy Charles December 10, 2010

Cuntouche

An arrogant cunt, also a self-serving douche.

Hails from a long line of Highlanders.

There can be only one.

Zeromus is talking again, that guy is the Cuntouche

by Stukar December 26, 2014

clitche

A clit that is itchy

I was working out and now I have the worst clitche.

by mark wahlberg March 4, 2012

clitorcept

To prevent a female from scoring sexually.

Jane and Jill were trying to bump clams when their friend James came in the room. What a total clitorcept.

by Jacquellen March 2, 2014

clitcher

a boy who is only good for one thing, ... to deal with that itch on your clit that you just cant quite scratch on your own

dude its not like im gonna dat ehim he's a clitcher

by saywhosayswhat April 1, 2010

clitourettes

The foul language a woman utters as she flicks the bean to the point of orgasm.

Oh...oh....oh fuuuuuuuuck (sorry, it's my clitourettes)

by Darren in NZ May 17, 2014

Clitosphere

A form of "circle jerk" for females.

Connor: My nigga, whatchu call a female circle jerk?
Chase: My nigga, a clitosphere.

by FishFilletAids May 9, 2018