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Clitoral Virtuoso

Someone so good at stimulating the clitorus, it is like they are playng a musical instrument with great skill.
His performance was in great demand - he was a virtuoso on the clitorus.

The first known reference to the "clitoral virtuoso" in print was in my godfather's book, "Unrequited Self Love".
by tallcoolone August 12, 2009
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clitorial manslaughter

1. To take one's clitorus and murder several humans until they are bleeding to death clit

2. The cereal killing of a selected amount of people using only a clitorus as the weapon of choice
1. man that hoodlum be using his clit to commit clitorial manslaughter! manslaughter hoodlum

2. Dawg, you hear about that gurl who got arrested for clitorial manslaughter? manslaughter
by KratosOfTheDead March 8, 2011
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Stinky Monkey Clitoris

A term you can use to define your friends which means based.
me: hey bro you are such a Stinky Monkey Clitoris!

bro: aw thanks dude you are a Stinky Monkey Clitoris too!
by motorcucle88 April 21, 2023
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Clitoria

A flower that looks like a vagina. I CANNOT make this up. It's on wikipedia. Search it. Oh, and don't ask how I ended up there, it was an... accident ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy 1: What's your favorite plant
Guy 2: Clitoria
by TerraByt3 May 29, 2021
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Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis.

Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis as known as "The Hang It Low Sydrome". This diagnosis is caused by getting your pussy blown out. This occurs when you let numerous male appendages repeatedly slam the bearded clam. Which results in a VERY long flap of skin hanging atleast 4 inches from the vagina.
Kim walks into Peter's house wearing short shorts. Peter asked Kim "WHAT IS THAT". Kim says "That's my vagina." Peter says "It looks like Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis. "Are your lips haning low from too much sex?"
by PrincessAria June 7, 2017
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Clitor

A person who is "as sensitive as a clitoris"
"You're such a clitor Jared "
by Fucktards July 25, 2016
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Clitoris stew

When your down muff diving she squirts and it’s like eating stew. Like a chowder
I was down eating it out and it was like clitoris stew
by BIG HEF March 2, 2019
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