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Clitoris

1. Small fleshy nub located just above the vagina and urethra and inside the labia. Homologous to the head of the penis. Covered by a "hood" of skin. When rubbed, causes intense sexual pleasure.

2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.

3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.

4. My favorite organ...to think with.
1. Alice came after she rubbed her clitoris.

2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.

3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.

4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.
by Verileigh September 9, 2010
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Clitoral Virtuoso

Someone so good at stimulating the clitorus, it is like they are playng a musical instrument with great skill.
His performance was in great demand - he was a virtuoso on the clitorus.

The first known reference to the "clitoral virtuoso" in print was in my godfather's book, "Unrequited Self Love".
by tallcoolone August 12, 2009
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Stinky Monkey Clitoris

A term you can use to define your friends which means based.
me: hey bro you are such a Stinky Monkey Clitoris!

bro: aw thanks dude you are a Stinky Monkey Clitoris too!
by motorcucle88 April 21, 2023
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Clitoria

A flower that looks like a vagina. I CANNOT make this up. It's on wikipedia. Search it. Oh, and don't ask how I ended up there, it was an... accident ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy 1: What's your favorite plant
Guy 2: Clitoria
by TerraByt3 May 29, 2021
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Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis.

Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis as known as "The Hang It Low Sydrome". This diagnosis is caused by getting your pussy blown out. This occurs when you let numerous male appendages repeatedly slam the bearded clam. Which results in a VERY long flap of skin hanging atleast 4 inches from the vagina.
Kim walks into Peter's house wearing short shorts. Peter asked Kim "WHAT IS THAT". Kim says "That's my vagina." Peter says "It looks like Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis. "Are your lips haning low from too much sex?"
by PrincessAria June 7, 2017
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Clitoris stew

When your down muff diving she squirts and it’s like eating stew. Like a chowder
I was down eating it out and it was like clitoris stew
by BIG HEF March 2, 2019
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Clitoral rubover

Describes the unpleasant physiological effects following long, heavy, often clothed, make-out sessions. The most commonly reported characteristics of a rubover include over-sensitive areas of the genitals due to constant rubbing of these areas the previous night. The areas often feel somewhat raw and are far more sensitive than usual. Many have difficulty walking due to the rubbing of clothing and therefore exhibit relatively silly walking styles in order to avoid said rubbing. In addition to the physical symptoms, a rubover may also induce symptoms including heightened feelings of depression and anxiety.

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Andy: Rachel, why are you walking like that?
Rachel: I hooked up with this boy last night and he played my clit like a turntable.

Nick: Suz, why do you have an ice pack on your crotch?
Suz: I had a little me time last night and gave myself the worst clitoral rubover ever.
by Ms. Base October 4, 2010
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