How to climb a tree

A video made by Tipsy Duck that involves the death of Kim and the perpetrators, Tim and Jim

You ever watched How to climb a tree?

by Ripedskull360 December 13, 2019

Tree Climbing

When a woman under 5'2" has a sexual preference for male partners over 6'6" tall.

Damn, look at that Sue. She is so tiny and her new boyfriend is gigantic! I knew she was a gymnast, but I had no idea that she was into tree climbing!

by re:vamp February 1, 2013

climb a tree house

to smoke sum weed.

yo mane im bout to go climb a tree house.. wanana come wit?

by bobmarlyfan May 1, 2010

national climb a tree day

November 7 is national climb a tree day! Grab ur old clothes and grippy trainers!!

Friend 1: right we are climbing a tree
Friend 2: what why?
Friend 1: because it's national climb a tree day silly

by Scruffy eats tree November 2, 2020

Climbing the Mango tree

To masturbate out of desperation, especially during an extended period of sexual abstinence. Often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one's failed attempts to make it with someone else.
The term originates from an episode of "Two and a Half Men".

"...if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree."

by J. Gam October 16, 2008

Climbing the apple tree

like "climbing the mango tree" but for women; masterbation for women

girl 1: "i squirted after climbing the apple tree last night"

girl 2: "OMG howd u climb?

by abcd i did ur mommy September 22, 2010

Alligator climbing a lemon tree

A very popular saying with a profound meaning.

Yo, look at that alligator climbing a lemon tree.

by Alligator climbing a lemon tre August 24, 2022