Clerting

When two lesbian women go vaj to vaj on an old, rusty, pipe. Once one girl has to take a shit, she shoves the pipe up her ass, shits through the pipe, and into the other girls mouth.

Dude, last night i jerked off to this lesbian porn. they were clerting! i fucking jizzed all over my walls.

by ass-spread-wide-open February 26, 2011

cleeting

checking out the ladies in an area and rating them using coughs and yawns.
cough-hot
yawn-ok

me and my homie went cleeting at the movies and found hundreds of chicks.

by wickedtoaster August 18, 2005

Clentin

A cigarette.

Hey dude let's go smoke a clentin.

by beerealisgood4u June 28, 2011

Clefting

1) To speak as though one has a cleft palate

Excited clefting - 'I really love those trousers {intermittent, incomprehensible hissing, like a Welshman saying Llanelli)'

Angered clefting- 'The cat has vomited in my handbag again {intermittent, incomprehensible hissing, like a Welshman saying Llanelli)'

by Gonzo1812 September 14, 2010

Clinting

The act of becoming a bandwagon SJW; The act of being a closet sexist; the act of being a closet racist; acting like a complete tool; being so woke that you need to go back to sleep.

That guy agreed that mansplaining was wrong and needs to stop, but he's totally clinting right now by mansplaining.

"Can you believe that guy is making a big deal about his interracial relationship to gain attention? What a clint."

by downinahole May 5, 2018

Clexting

When you text in class.

Stop clexting before the teacher takes your phone away.

by crazye88s October 21, 2011

Clunting

1When you have to count something whilst being being stoned Blunt + counting = Clunting

2also when you miss the vagina and hit something else with your penis and it makes a clunk sound

1) james was so high he was clunting the squiggles in front of his eyes.

2) im blue balled because of the clunting i did last nights.

by nomedeplume January 16, 2010