Clemsoning

Lazy, pathetic journalism. Typically used by no-talent, agenda driven ass-clowns on ESPN as a click-bait plea.

ESPN's college football coverage sucks so bad, they resort to Clemsoning in a sad attempt to remain relevant. Any sports fan with a brain laughs at them.

by TigerRugger80 December 1, 2015

Clemsoning

To use steroids.

My speed, athleticism, and body mass has increased exponentially since I began Clemsoning.

by KJ Hawk January 19, 2019

Clemsoning

The act of beating every team you are supposed to for 4 years in a row while most other teams lose inexplicably to teams they shouldn't during the same period of time.

They have been clemsoning with all the talent they have been able to bring in over the past 4 years.

by Tigerbeergeek December 6, 2015

Cheesoning

A combination of cheese and seasoning. To flavor food with cheese. Most fitting for processed cheese.

"These potatoes are bland. They need to be cheesoned a bit."

"Eww, you need to add some cheesoning to this naked burger."

by briedinger June 2, 2009

Clemsonized

when your almost GF goes to some big name college and stops answering your texts even though you are just saying hello

Grant: Have you talked to Sarah recently
Talon: I snapped her, but she left me on delivered for a week, opened it and still hasn't responded. I think she's been clemsonized

by taliwagster November 15, 2021

Clesning

To mistify or be mistified by intentional misspelling in an email.

I'm clesning the whole company today, so everyone thinks there will be a carcass cleaning on Friday, instead of a carpet cleaning

by Evilta March 25, 2024

crimsoning

When a General does the best job ever and gets a lot of huzz.

Huzz: OMG is that CrimsonSartex?!
Crimson: Yeah... that's me I guess.
Huzz: YOU'RE FINE SHYT PLEASEEEE YOU'RE THE BEST GENERAL TOO CONTINUE CRIMSONING

by CrimmyCrim June 17, 2025