clamydia beard

Uncut and unwashed beard, usually worn by italian intellectuals. About 10 cm long and will probably still have the souveneirs of the berares first oral experience.

- "Oh, so he was one of those good looking italians?"
- "Well... he would have been if it wasn't for his clamydia beard..."

by satunge October 22, 2008

claumydia

claumydia is where you read/type things different, often in a sexual way.

"I got Claumydia and read THE IMPALER instead of CHEVY IMPALA"

"Claumydia made me type COCKING instead of COOKING"

by Claudieko July 14, 2006

clamydia

What you could get if you're not careful when you play around with bustdowns!

Shenequa gave Daiquon clamydia, so now he goes with LaWiesha

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

clearmadia

It’s when you get stuck in another playa’s punto while grabbing her buddy from the wrong end then have to go to the County Health Dept to get checked out while wearing work gloves.

Damn Holmes, yo bitch from the Bush gave me Clearmadia. I’m at the County Health gettin it checked out.

by Flash G November 7, 2022

clemmydia

a disease 4 your tik tok butty cheeeeeeeekekkekkkkkkkz

A disease that is infected the area of your bussom clemmydia

by subliminal.toes December 23, 2019

clairmydia

A serious infection of the male sexual organs caused by having unprotected anal sex with fugly Catholic girls called Clair who are afflicted with Amblyopia. Symptoms include the inability to tell the truth, losing items of clothing, acquiring naff hoop earrings and a pungent discharge of lumpy shit infused pus from the Jap's Eye. If left untreated serious complications can occur eg memory loss, disorientation and total loss of self respect.

Oh dear, every time I have anal sex with that cleg I catch Clairmydia. Next time I will ask her not to charge so much so that I have cash left to pay for treatment at the clinic. I really should stop seeing her as she is Whorendous.

by Victoria Cums October 17, 2021

clairmydia

A serious infection of the male sexual organs caused by having unprotected anal sex with fugly Catholic girls called Clair who are afflicted with Amblyopia. Symptoms include the inability to tell the truth, losing items of clothing, acquiring naff hoop earrings and a pungent discharge of lumpy shit infused pus from the Jap's Eye. If left untreated serious complications can occur eg memory loss, disorientation and total loss of self respect.

Oh dear, every time I have anal sex with that cleg I catch Clairmydia. Next time I will ask her not to charge so much so that I have cash left to pay for treatment at the clinic. I really should stop seeing her as she is Whorendous.

by Victoria Cums October 17, 2021