clay aiken 

The only truly successful American Idol contestant who must maintain ambiguity for fear of losing his hardcore fanbase of homophobic fundamentalist Christian females who don’t realize his performances are meant to be done in drag.

Clay Aiken fans like to lie to themeselves

clay aiken by MrWall September 3, 2007

Clay Aiken 

Bland, innocuous pop singer with bad hair. Future star of elevators everywhere.

What is this insipid blather playing on the Muzak? Oh, I think it's Clay Aiken.

Clay Aiken by Sundaegirl October 4, 2005

clay aiken 

A man who possesses the qualities of a queer.

Person 1: Clay aikens gay?
Person 2: Agreed, Paco.

clay aiken by Cuddles McBalls December 12, 2006

Clay Aiken 

An absoutly horrid singer who lost American Idol and looks like a flounder (his eyes are crooked)

Hey! My fish looks like Clay Aiken!

Clay Aiken by Ali May 13, 2005

Clay Aiken 

A slang term used to describe a man as homosexual.

Man, Jeff is such a Clay Aiken...

Clay Aiken by Grand Master Lego April 3, 2005

Clay Aiken 

Person, singer, actor, philanthropist, activist, role model. Inspired legions of women to regress to pre-teen patterns of behaviour. "Love of the Aiken" often cited as grounds for divorce in the United States since his first appearance on FOX television show "American Idol". Related terms: claymate, clack, OCB, waldo

Clay Aiken makes me EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I am dying for some clack!
My wife/girlfriend/mother/daughter/partner has Obsessive Claypulsive Behavious OCB.
I enjoy Waldo watching at concerts.

Clay Aiken by Maya Gest February 12, 2005

Clay Aiken 

Someone who displays a stalkerish action. Comes from the former American Idol singer's song invisable.

"That Guy is pulling a Clay Aiken"

"Wow stop your clay aikening it out"

Clay Aiken by Camizzle December 20, 2004