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Chauch

one who is a total douche or tool, usually someone who is a try hard at some activity
"Is that guy really blasting kings of leon in his honda civic right now?"
"Dude what a chauch!"
by grubadub September 8, 2013
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Caucasian Falls

A nickname of a city in Northeast Ohio, Cuyahoga Falls, because of it's sundown town orientation. Historically, it has blocked African Americans and other minorities from living within their city limits. Proud of it's white heritage, not one person has black *friends* in the plural, typically just 'that one' from way back when that they pull out of their ass when it's convenient to prove that they arent racist, but at the same time will ask a 'black' person, "Why is it that you people....?"
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the case of Cuyahoga Falls vs. Buckeye "The name Caucasian Falls was commonplace"
by Truthinthehouseo'lies June 12, 2012
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Caucasishit

"Donald Trump is nothing but a Neanderthal-minded Caucasishit."
by IBTAL September 21, 2019
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chauce

cheese and sauce.

this is a common ingredient in Italian foods, such as lasagna and pizza.
"What's in this lasagna?"
"It be pasta and chauce."
by lostinthechauce December 3, 2018
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Iowa Caucus

A physical representation of a modified painting based on the dogs playing poker. Except in this the dogs are replaced by Albino Gorillas and the cards and poker chips are replaced by feces. And the winner gets to be President.
"Hey Jim, that Iowa Caucus is tonight! I bet you five fucks that Jojo wins!"
"Ooooh, sorry Randy, I don't have any fucks to give."
by Hammer Balls January 3, 2012
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Early Onset Caucasia

Mental Illness found in white women aka“Karen“ worsens with age.

Symptoms include/not limited to Attacking others then playing victim when authority arrives. Knowing you're deadass wrong, STILL want a manager. Calls 911 on anyone doing anything, while black. Use police as threat to harm, not service to help, denys police brutality. Theft of music, machinery, property, wealth, ideas... literally ALL OF THE THINGS IN ALL OF THE PLACES.

Know causes include /not limited to, insatiable thirst for chocolate, Only have a tiny vanilla, raisins in potato salad, thinking Jesus was white, short strokes, lack of exercise or results, specifically doing squats.

Cures- Hennessey, Atlanta, swap paprika for Lawrys, vitD super veggies resembles eggplant in size &girth. That D taken orally, anally, vaginally & swallow juice or use as facial (can’t take too good of care of that skin!) Start by using only 1D at a time but the only snitch here, is you!

NOTE: Seeking medical advice is NOT recommended as it will trigger EOC fits due to the Doctors sudden disregard for your well-being.

FUN FACT- EOC is unique because those without it, suffer from it the most.

- Becky Snow
Knowing she was at risk of contracting EARLY ONSET CAUCASIA, Amber got divorced, moved to Atlanta, vaguely remembers drinking Hennessey, is making a conscious effort to regularly consume her veggies and is no longer at risk of contracting this horrific illness.
by Becky Snow April 28, 2021
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Chauche

A guy who trys too hard to get girls to notice him, similar to a tool or a douche.
God, look at that guy taking his shirt off, he's suck a fucking chauche
by ENIWUNEJ October 30, 2011
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