Clampong

1. Person who did something wrong, misunderstood something.
2. Person who touched the Orb

1. Joe, that's an H, not the G, you clampong!
2. Joe, have you touched the orb? That's disgusting, you damn clampong!

by Pineapples? Anyone? February 23, 2021

Clarion, IA

A small, borring town with nothing to do but walk around and get in trouble. The high school is RIGHT next to a corn field....yes...a corn field, and all the girls get dolled up to go to sport events.

Dude! That place is so redneck, it's like Clarion, IA!

by Wisher40 August 22, 2009

clarion

A drunk redneck University town. Where the biggest attraction is the annual Autumn Leaf Festival and the newest attraction THE SUPER WALMART. Where all the redneck teen converge after 10pm to walk around and DO NOTHING. Where everyone who is anyone has met DEB, graduated from Clarion Area High School, attend or attended Clarion University, and now are one the shirtless and 300lbs list. Residents of Clarion Co. will live there work there and die there while hating in the process.
Local teens and most of the 20 crowd enjoy smoking weed and drinking in the closest wooded area, corn field, or parents basement.
Everyone is catholic, christian, or Zion and are narrow minded SOB's who enjoy square dancing and hitting up the ol' Moonshine.

"Hi, I'm from Clarion."
response->"Oh My Fucken God." and then run in terror.

by BryanOKYZACH September 5, 2005

Claron

A black person.

Claron is so dark, I can't see him at night.

by ecyrblim November 11, 2011

Clarion

A girl who is always there for you,someone you can depend on a beautiful girl.

Look at clarion;she cute

by Katvax October 12, 2018

clarkons

Seekers of the truth.

Clarkons are those who seek to find the truths of all that exists.

by clarkons truth September 2, 2012

Clarion Pennsylvania

A shitstain of a town off interstate 80, where the only thing keeping it alive is a shitty state college that is worse with money than a two year old I. A candy store. People born here often stay here, and the locals are either white trash meth addicts or emotionally dead average Joe's. This is a place to be avoided if at all possible.

"Hey, what's the next exit?"

"Clarion Pennsylvania."

"Yeah, let's wait til the next exit to stop."

by Daymal May 2, 2018