Clarinet

A long black pole that you suck, blow, and finger.

I play the clarinet

by Synthetic_Block August 22, 2018

Clarinet

One who plays the clarinet.

Wow, did you hear how good that clarinetist's solo was?!

by OfColor September 21, 2009

Clarinet

Literally the best instrument and God's gift to the marching band
any other instrument can go suck an egg
has the b e s t sound

so much better than every other instrument

God: We need the perfect instrument, one to rule over the rest.
Angel: May I present to you, the clarinet
Gad: *GASPS* its beautiful

by wootwootwootwootwoot March 12, 2019

Clarinet

A woodwind instrument common in Marching, Concert, and Jazz Bands. It's normally black with silver keys and can play very soprano notes.

She sucks at the sax, maybe she should go back to playing the Clarinet

by Kaytee P May 12, 2003

Clarinet

THE BEST INSTRUMENT EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*dabs*

-written by a clarinet

Clarinets are the best instruments ever!

by squidward333 January 10, 2019

Clarinet

The gayest instrument ever. Clarinets are notorious to squeal and fail to recognize their true powerful overlords, the bass clarinets. Bass clarinets are the creators of clarinets and are so cool that they literally inspired the creation of the saxophone. All clarinets that aren't bass clarinets are small, fake, and gay. Even the oboes think they are annoying, and oboes are just glorified kazoos! Despite popular belief, all clarinet players are gay retards who think they have talent. If you play the clarinet that is anything lower than a basset (please see basset clarinet) clarinet, please, drink bleach.

Clarinet : Hi boys, want me to finger you with my clarinet
Glorified kazoo: Dude, I have a double reed instrument and even I think you are annoying
Saxophone: bass clarinet, are you really related to this guy.
Bass Clarinet: I hope not
Saxophone: Well, you both are clari-
Bass Clarinet: SHUT UM SAX, I'M THE REASON YOU EXIST!

by MartyIsDaGayFagMLG December 18, 2016

Clarinet

A Clarinet is an ugly and retarded instrument. It is pretty much a black - painted recorder with more fingerings. Most of the time it makes this autistic squeaking noise that nobody likes. I bet most clarinet players think that the clarinet is a musical dildo. You don’t even need talent to play this fucktard instrument. NEVER play the clarinet.

I hate playing the clarinet I hate ot

by Lemonsareok November 28, 2018