Poo Tung Clunch

Poo Tung Clunch is how you say "Wu Tang Clang" in the Philippines.

Filipino Guy: I wanna gets a Poo Tung Clunch tattoo mons.

White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?

by wvdrtnsf August 19, 2009

Stench Clench

The act of catching a shart before it touches cloth, by tightly clenching one's buttocks to contain the inadvertently expelled matter. A successful stench clench, followed by an immediate stealthy bathroom visit, can save one from the ignominy of having shit oneself in public.

Damon and Bill watched bemused as Bob silently waddled towards the restroom, holding his stench clench tightly.

by Degenerate Scumbag March 29, 2015

Design-a-Clancy

1. A mixture of fictional characters brought on by a delusion of success and misappropriated sense of self-worth and importance.

2. Overheard ramblings of an insanely medding and micro-managing type of business owner who has her head so far up her own ass, she can see her own motionless leathery heart as it always has been: useless.

"Design-a-Clancy Alliance-Goody Design-a-Clancy Alliance-Goody Design-a-Clancy Alliance-Goody Design-a-Clancy Alliance-Goody"

by Earache Baranski October 31, 2007

Fist clencher

An emotionally charged rock song that causes you to drop to one knee, bend your elbow and curl your hand up in to a fist. Often accompanied by air guitar, open mouth dancing and big hair.

That Bonnie Tyler song really rocks.

Yeah, it's a real fist clencher.

by Thedukethe July 21, 2010

pre-clench

Definition: When a rape victim has clenched their butt before the rapist has a chance to penetrate them.

Example Sentence:

Dave: "Hey bro, last night I picked up a cute high school kid but he was totally pre-clenched!"
Catherine: "Ahhh shucks, maybe next time... keep it up!"

by WakeyWakeyHandsOffSnakey October 20, 2018

clencher

A windy or curvy road that may make vehicle passengers nervous, often used in the Pacific Northwest.

I got carsick after my friend drove too fast on the clencher.

by mountainman2 January 17, 2021

clancey

it is when have over three girls bending over in a line, fucking the first one then moving to the second one and so on.

There was four girls at my house and they all bent over so i can stick my penis in their vaginas.

by Byrdee January 23, 2005