Virginia Clam Hamper

Stuffing your sister with cum-soaked socks in an attempt to impregnate her without actual intercourse, thus producing a child that is not capable of functioning alone in the world.

Dude... I gave Sally a Virginia Clam Hamper last weekend. Shit was so cash...

by The Cock Shiner December 18, 2010

clamjumper

one who has sex with many different women in a short amount of time.

Adam is such a clamjumper, he already boned every girl on the dance team.

by Adam Hay January 7, 2009

cahamper

The clothes hamper you bring while camping.

"The cahamper has the stank of 37 kilometer hike clothing in it."

"That's odd because I only hiked 32 kilometers. The cahamper's odometer must be broken again."

by ericstaunlich April 24, 2019

clawhammer

Someone that has little or no experience or skills in activities, actions, etc.

God, that clawhammer couldn't hit the broadside of a barn if his life depended on it.

by Un4given April 19, 2003

clamhammer

A violent blow delivered to the vagina.

Tracey: "Karen attacked me, so I gave her a good old fashioned clamhammer!"
Stacey: "Nice!"

by turbogeek421 March 13, 2024

clawhammer

Big dick

WoW that guy has a big clawhammer

Damn he could satisfy a blue whale with that clawhammer.

by clawhammer April 16, 2003

Clayhammered

The act of getting so out of your head inebriated that you black out and piss any and everywhere.

Brad - Dude... you got Clayhammered last night! You pissed in my grandfather's stove!

Jake - NOT AGAIN!

by B-radicool March 31, 2009