Claffing

The act of crying and laughing at the same time, aka Dan and Nicole

I was sitting at the bar and a friend told me a funny joke and I started "claffing" for about twenty min.

by twistedTeasDnN May 16, 2013

Sam Clafin

One of the sexiest actors alive. Best known for is portrayal of Finnick Odair in Catching Fire and Phillip in POTC 4. Extremely good looking and has a seductive purr that makes women (and men) go crazy!

Hunger games fan: Who do you like better josh or liam?
Girl: Nahh man, Sam Clafin is my shit

by cf_lover_for_fucking_life December 3, 2013

pum pum claffy

a man who performs oral sex on a girl and likes it.

you is ah nasty pum pum claffy

by island boi January 12, 2006

Clafoutis

Pronounced 'Clafoutey', it is a synonym for woman's genitalia, vagina, pussy, etc. that takes it's name from a french cherry dessert.

E.g. Do you reckon she'd let me touch her Clafoutis?
E.g. I bet her Clafoutis smells nice.
E.g. Those jeans are a bit tight – I can almost see her Clafoutis.
E.g. Do you reckon she shaves her Clafoutis?

by WhiteyYT August 4, 2010

claffy

A person that is mentally and physically under developed.

Ya dumb claffy.

by Dumbpapa cock January 23, 2017

claffy

adj. -- to look ridiculous. to look cheap. Something that is not put together well. not of high quality. // ie. outfit, vehicle/ride, an apartment that out of order/lack of design, etc.

You have hubcap spinners!!! That's claffy. // Supposed to be blingin' and you rollin with claffy China made watches. // Your spot/apartment was claffy before you had your girl come fix dat place up.

by Ben "Xino" September 26, 2005

Claflestevelzki

A rare disease caused by being in the same cabin with an eagle, some tall kid, a curly haired manly man, and a chemistry teacher in Blairestown for one night or more. Symptoms include depression, odd sense of humor, talking in your sleep, growing a bear-like beard, being awesome, waking up in the middle of the night freezing your ass off and of course, explosive diarrhea.

Guy 1: "Hey you don't look so good, dawg."

Guy 2: "Yeah, dude, i just got back from Blairestown, i think i might have claflestevelzki."

Guy 1: "Oh shiznit didley do! That is some serious stuff."

Guy 2: "I know, breh, but it's all good, im awesome."

THE END

by NOTnick;) November 25, 2010