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Gay By Circumstance

It's just like being prison gay, but it's ALL THE TIME!
"Emma is gay by circumstance, which means she likes what's available at her all girls catholic school if you know what I mean. No homo."
by Very Sad Potato June 4, 2018
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Pomp & Circumstance

All the attention and flattery your loved ones give you to remind you that you're one badass bitch for graduating. Usually, complete with a sheet cake & champagne.
Becky was ready to take on the world after all the pomp & circumstance shown by her loved ones.
by TTBuyShoes May 26, 2020
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victim of circumstance

when you rape someone, but do not want to admit it.
Tony- I did not rape Lisa, she was just a victim of circumstance...
by Mr. Im a girl June 24, 2016
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exigent circumstances

Some really serious shit is going down, so the cops can break down the door and arrest your ass
We broke down the door and arrested the suspect because of Exigent circumstances.
by Dieter2148 September 18, 2016
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Circumstances

The whole 'You're exactly were you deserve to be' rhetoric is more for the people for the people saying it than it is for the people listening. It's a way for them to affirm that THEY deserve THEIR competence. "I dEsErVe ThIs!" They cry as they clench their bad of money 💰 It's a way of dismissing circumstance all together as though external factors don't, I don't know, lead people to ending up in gas chambers, or the ground, or a Romanian prison.
Hym "This is what I mean by pandering to masochistic disaffected men who want to be told they are shit. I mean, seriously. Cut everyone out of your life (unless they have some vague goal of making money) and get off social media (except to watch my channel). If you're dealt a red 7 and a black 2 your skill at poker isn't going to change your circumstances more than the flop. The guy across the table could very well have cards up his sleeve. Shit, the dealer could turn over 3 7s. You could buff your way out of it. But no one can blame you for losing that hand.
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
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Mysterious circumstances

by Ninjajonny_6 February 11, 2023
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circumstances

Mispelling of circumsicion
shit bro I just said I wanted a circumstances
by Cracka-boy-muhamed April 12, 2023
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