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Cito Gaston

only African-American to win the World Series as a manager (winth the Toronto Blue Jays in 1992 and 1993)
by bananas232325 October 12, 2005
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Croton-on-Hudson, NY

A small, tight-knit community in Northwest Westchester County, NY, population 7,606 (2000). The village was formerly an idealistic communist stronghold, but has since devolved into a hamlet of bourgeois consumers, driven by false needs. The families are quite diverse with about 10% being gainfully employed intellectuals, artists, architects, and musicians, 10% bankers and attorneys, 25% NYC cops, firefighters, and MTA workers, 35% unemployed, middle-aged writers, software geeks, and rich lesbians who lie to themselves about "working at home" or being "self-employed." About 20% are retired, just plain lazy, or various Latino minority working in the landscaping business. The architecture is somewhere between late 19th-century Northeast and 1950s trailerpark. The hodgepodge of styles is a visual abomination and only a catastrophe at the nearby Indian Point Nuclear Power Plant will save it. The village's main industry is parking, given the 2200-space lot at the MTA train station. The second largest industry is aluminum siding. The children of the village are all taught to love one another and sign meaningless pieces of paper pledging to "be nice" or to "not do drugs." However, they begin to smoke marijuana and drink Bud Light in the 8th grade. They love to hang out at Power Lines and generally waste their precious time. Sports are big in the area, with all manner of athletic diversion taking the place of academic achievment. Many youth pretend to be thugs, though they have no real knowledge of African-American culture other than what they glean from MTV Cribs and Chapelle's Show. No one in the village really gives much of a fuck about anything, which, according to most analysts, make it a dope place to live.
The reason I moved to Croton is because my husband can commute 45 minutes into the City, I can stay at home volunteering at the food bank, and we don't have to mow our lawn.
by Sean O'Hallorhan May 28, 2005
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COTOCOI

I was sad and being honest about it. I was just COTOCOI.
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Ciotti Sleep-Over

A night spent with a woman that involves sleeping in the same bed, but not engaging in kissing or intercourse.
Miguel totally had a Ciotti Sleep-Over with Taylor last night; he didn't even get to second base!
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coitous

Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis into the vagina.

Latin, from past participle of core, to copulate : co-, co- + re, to go, come; see ei- in Indo-European roots.

i·tal adj.

i·tal·ly adv.
Please tell me you are not having coitous!!?

I got this from The Big Bang theory. Lol
Apparently geeks use it instead of saying sex.
by LLu November 19, 2013
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Cito

The father of the sweats and maker of piece among our United Nations.
I fear Cito yet respect him with fear.
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coto mom

A "milf" who marries for money. The coto mom typically refuses to work, clean the house, or cook; usually can be found working out at the local gym, shopping at the mall or getting drunk at the local country club; and is generally of below average intelligence.
There are a lot of coto moms in RSM
by Cartel July 4, 2005
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