Libbies and Connies

Short for Liberals and Conservatives. A Libby is a derogatory term for someone who preaches non stop about social issues without having a clue what they are talking about. A Connie, on the other hand, is an insulting term for someone whose head is still up BushSr./Reagan/Nixon/W's buttcrack.

Gary: It's not right that we are able to eat this food when there are still poor children starving in Third World countries!
Lisa: Oh spare me, you fucking Libby

Janine: Dear God, you have George W. Bush's picture framed above your bed?! I never knew you were such a Connie!

Random Hippy: Can't the Libbies and Connies all just get along?

by Drewnine March 15, 2009

cunnie

cunt, chiefly British usage.

Her cunnie tastes good.

by Hal9000 September 21, 2004

Connie Dukes

Daisy Dukes worn by over weight, white, single moms to the Walmart.

Steve: "Did you see those Connie Dukes."
Tricia: "Yes, i think I'm going to be sick!"

by shart44077 December 12, 2012

Connie

A kind, sweet, beautiful girl who is also surprisingly outgoing yet lacks self esteem. She loves to hang out and has a personality to die for. Meeting a Connie results in love at first sight for most people, and Connie's are usually asked out on a regular basis. Many other girls are generally jealous of a Connie. Connie's also have great bodies and are usually super hot. Most guys are jealous of the boyfriend of a Connie. Most of the time guys that Connie's dates turn out to be regrettable. Usually, it is said that a Connie will tell her best friends that she would have rather dated the guys she rejected than the ones she actually dated. Connie's are very thoughtful people and if you have one, never let go because you've got a treasure unlike any other!!

Guy 1 -Damn! Did you see that chick? Shes so hot!
Guy 2 -Yea! dude shes all mine.
Guy 1 -You're nuts she'd never date you!
Guy 2 -WTF man I thought we were on a team here!

Guy- Connie, I love you.
Connie- I love you too (realizes later that that guy was totally bullsh*ting her.)

by randomguy156 June 28, 2009

Connie Lingus

The feminine equivalent of Phil Atio.

Joe is such a loser. He swears his new girlfriend's name is actually Connie Lingus.

by Jake in NYC December 28, 2005

Connie Swail

An older female virgin, as in the movie Dragnet.

I was really into her until I found out she was a Connie Swail. I don't want that kind of pressure.

by ATMofMN March 11, 2010

conniessuperhotgf

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by Itadoriiiiii July 15, 2021