ciaparat

Ciaparat can be used in a variety of ways. It could be used to describe a badly/cheaply made toy or object, to describing a person in a less then favorable light especially if they are acting very mischievous. Its true meaning comes from the Piedmont dialect in Northern Italy which literally means "Rat catcher" however it's used today in a varieties of different ways.

-Why did you buy that? That is a ciaparat, it doesn't even work, and the wheels are falling off.
-Did you hear what Jaime did? She's such a ciaparat, I told her that wasn't going to work.
-Sirio is a ciaparat, he always marches to the beat of a different drummer

by Ciaparat August 20, 2010

Clapham Junction

Quite possibly the centrel hub of the universe.

If you get lost anywhere in south west London just find Clapham Junction and you can get home again

by Last Chancer October 28, 2006

craphat

Military slang used by members of the parachute regiment to denote what they class as lesser regiments.
Taken from the fact that they wear the coveted Maroon beret that no-one else wears.

what the f*ck does he know hes a f*cking craphat

by Mikka September 21, 2007

Clapham

Chronic masturbator.

Mike sure is a clapham

by Not mike69 December 30, 2012

craphammers

An expression of minor disgust or dismay.

Oh craphammers! I pissed myself again!

by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

Clapham bow tie

Wearing a rear bicycle light in the same manner as one would wear a bow-tie. Light is generally attached using a clip to the collar. Light is switched on/off as desired. Must be flashing when on.

'I say Jenkins, that chap is sporting a rather fine clapham bow tie, what?'

'Eeey blud, set me your clapham bow tie. Also your phone.'

by Dr. Lady Lolbert Monkeybush March 19, 2009

Craphatch

synonym for asshole, poop chute, bung hole, etc. Brown starfish.

dude, the other day your sister bent over wearing that sundress and I swear I could see her craphatch.

by mattdub July 9, 2009