a chutch is the area between the asshole and the dang or vag. it is the same thing as a taint or durf.
yo, stop grabbing my chutch
by angie December 14, 2004
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Butt-hole touching of any sort.

Touching a butt hole for any reason.
Every time I think of you I chutch myself.
by chutcher3000 January 31, 2011
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A Guatemalan style of masturbation usually derived from the lack of friends, the lack of self esteem, or the knowledge that you are going no where in life. seen most commonly in individuals with names beginning with "P". always results in tears being shed, ejaculation is never achieved.
that guatemalan looks like he just got done chutching. his eyes are all watery and he has a distinct look of dissatisfaction
by chazthegush December 10, 2010
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The product of churning of large quantities of chutch.
Damn, Gino sure is churnin' that chutch butter!
by Juan Montalvo July 28, 2007
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when you jerk off while crying while watching yourself in the mirror.

Only for Legends.
I totally chutched the other night, legend. Coldplay in the background was had.
by Gotcha BLAAAAke August 6, 2016
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This Is Mainly Used As An Insult In The Same Way As The Word Fuck Is Used.
Jeremy: Your Mom Is Fucking Hot.
Aaron: Shut Up You Chutch.
by DvToonsYT August 12, 2018
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An unfortunate circumstance that cannot be controlled.
I got chuctched so hard.
The chutchery is unreal.
by xpygx March 23, 2023
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