churn the butter

a phrase that represent coolness.

im the best, your the worst, churn the butter. -or-
oh yah, you rock, churn thine butter!

by ratm fiend May 5, 2005

churning crotch butter

Masturbation, particularly of the male genitalia

He got a blister on his thumb from churning crotch butter too often

by djslut September 20, 2005

churn (or) churning butter

Hand job complete with release. Either self inflicted or performed for you by a willing dairymaid.

After seeing her spread in Playboy, I spent the night churning butter.

by Dr. Johnson January 12, 2004

churns my butter

Southern term for when someone makes you sexually aroused or intrigued.

He really churns my butter.

by Tympanic Pulse February 13, 2013

churn titty butter

When you cum on a girl's tits whilst she is lactating into a butter churn. You then proceed to churn the breast milk into butter with your dick.

I hear you and your wife just had a kid. Have you tried to churn titty butter yet?

by tiddybutter May 13, 2018

Churning butter

When a woman is rides a man reverse cowgirl; he grabs her by her neck and hair; and loops her up and down in a circlular motion on his cock.

I was churning butter so hard last night she can't walk right.

by Sambubs May 31, 2018

churning butter

The result of walking after one has not defecated completely. This is usually due to constipation where the poop breaks in half, and one could wipe all day and still not be completely clean.

“My poop broke off before I went mountain climbing, so I was churning butter all day long.

by tenesmus September 11, 2016