churning butter

The result of walking after one has not defecated completely. This is usually due to constipation where the poop breaks in half, and one could wipe all day and still not be completely clean.

“My poop broke off before I went mountain climbing, so I was churning butter all day long.

by tenesmus September 11, 2016

Churn Butter

To get a hand job

John: Hey Ted how was Susan last night?
Ted: Great she knew how to Churn Butter like a pro!
John: Lucky! I have to churn my own butter now that Kari left me.

by churnmyself4fun August 21, 2011

Churn Butter

While having intercourse with a woman, you stand up and pick her upside down while she performs fellatio, as she is doing so you thrust her up and down in the manner of churning butter.

That girl is so small I could easily churn butter with her.

by Squatch Godblin April 12, 2020

churn (or) churning butter

Hand job complete with release. Either self inflicted or performed for you by a willing dairymaid.

After seeing her spread in Playboy, I spent the night churning butter.

by Dr. Johnson January 12, 2004

churning the butter

The act of frenetically penetrating an already filled orifice until the semen within starts to resemble churned butter. Popular within the gay bareback scene.

After already receiving a thick load from one guy, the next guy started churning the butter with his juiced up cock.

by Dirty-Boy August 3, 2007

churning the butter

Verb- The act of sexually gratifying one's self by stimulating the sexual organs; often found to be more gratifying after drinking a "smashed" peppermint mocha or meeting a respected band

After being asked what turns her on, Susy responded, "RDJ! Robert Downey Jr. has me "churning the butter" all day, every day!! RDJ's my baby!!"

by RedRiott November 24, 2010

Churn the Butter

During a gay orgy, multiple tops will cum in the ass of a bottom until he can't pack any

more in and then a final top (usually with biggest penis of the group) will forcibly pound all the semen deeper inside his rectum. Like a butter churn. *squish* *squish*

I wouldn't date that power bottom if I was you, I heard he loves to churn the butter, what a gross queen.

by Bacchuspup June 2, 2015