Chonion

The combination of Chips and Onions. Thinly sliced potato and onion mixed together to create possibly THE most amazing food toppings known to man that contains or consists of essential body nutrients, such as carbohydrates.....and that's basically it. It is also said to be an ancient tradition passed down through generations of people who think they can cook on a BBQ, but really have no idea. In turn combining everything that has not cooked properly, and creating something new all-together,then giving it a label. If you look closely at the painting of Leonardo Da Vinci's "the last supper" you will find Chonion was the meal of choice by our lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

You burnt the chips you dickhead....just combine it with the onion to make some Chonion and she'll be right.

OR

Guy 1 "Man i could go for some chips right now...."
Guy 2 "Man i could go for some onion right now..."
Sven "why not have both?" (crowd breaks out in joyous praise, lifting Sven onto crowds shoulders with El Paso Mexican music playing violently in background).

by Billybob1 February 6, 2015

Cunion

Orgininated in Brisbane, Australia. In Australia, cunt is the name given to someone who is horrible and mean. An onion is a vegetable of many layers.

A cunion is a person who is so horrible (i.e. a cunt) that they have so many layers of cunt to form an onion of cunt; a cunion.

Man, did you see that guy kick his dog? What a cunion!

I heard Steve cheated on his girlfriend. He is such a cunion!

by Lifeisacunion October 21, 2016

crunion

Noun: an abbreviation of "crotch onion", which is another term for one's testicles.

Man, get your sweaty crunions off of me.

by DM Stu June 28, 2004

Chonion

The combination of Chips and Onions. Thinly sliced potato and onion mixed together to create possibly THE most amazing food toppings known to man that contains or consists of essential body nutrients, such as carbohydrates.....and that's basically it. It is also said to be an ancient tradition passed down through generations of people who think they can cook on a BBQ, but really have no idea. In turn combining everything that has not cooked properly, and creating something new all-together,then giving it a label. If you look closely at the painting of Leonardo Da Vinci's "the last supper" you will find Chonion was the meal of choice by our lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

You burnt the chips you dickhead....just combine it with the onion to make some Chonion and she'll be right.

OR

Guy 1 "Man i could go for some chips right now...."
Guy 2 "Man i could go for some onion right now..."
Sven "why not have both?" (crowd breaks out in joyous praise, lifting Sven onto crowds shoulders with El Paso Mexican music playing violently in background).

by Billybob1 February 6, 2015

Cunion funk

1. Vaginal cheese

2. Dirty under garment build-up caused by yeast infected discharge.

Sally has not bathed in a week and therefore is riddled with cunion funk.

Sally's underwear were stuck to the wall because she had cunion funk in them.

by "The" Irish Mark February 21, 2009

cunion

Originated in Newfoundland. Similar use as cunt but not as nasty. For people who don't like to call people the big 'c'. Probably a combination of cunt and onion (something to do with smell maybe?)

Man that guy is such a friggin' cunion.

by Vachon Man November 1, 2005

Chinion

A blister that fags get from nutsacks constantly bouncing against their chin.

Most people from England have Chinions.

by Wally Pierce June 30, 2010