Rusty Chumper

The process of taking a rusty hammer and using it to scrape a womans clit and then eating the scraping. This rare, sexual experience is pleasing to some, but frowned upon by many.

I gave your mom the best rusty chumper!

by Mom and Pet February 25, 2010

Rusty Chumper

The process of taking a rusty hammer and using it to scrape a womans clit and then eating the scraping. This rare, sexual experience is pleasing to some, but frowned upon by many.

I gave your mom the best rusty chumper!

by Mom and Pet February 25, 2010

Chumper Dumper

The first thing you say when you knock someone on their ass.

*as you knock someone to the ground* CHUMPER DUMPER!

by J. Sabin/ J. Bernier April 4, 2008

chumper

COWARD COUCH MUNCHER WHORE

You: Hey, do you have a pencil I could borrow?
Kelvin: -Nah!
You: Okay, Chumper >:(

by numbahonechumperh8er November 14, 2019

Cheesy Chumper

A male penis that is unclean and overgrown with smegma.

“I forbid you to sex me until you get rid of that Cheesy Chumper.”

by Rotten_Cum November 2, 2023