Chuckon

It's the feeling you get when you hug and kiss someone. It's you, it's me, it might be both of us but it's definitely not all of us. It's something so cute that you want to eat it, gnaw on it and/or murder it. IT'S THAT GOOD. It's the laughter of a newborn baby. It's the second coming of Christ. It's putting your mats in gym class overlapping...just so everyone in that mother knows your best friends. It's making up a word, and giving it meaning...To all the good, wonderful, precious, funny, heartfelt, meaningful, can't-live-without moments you share with someone. It's that feeling you get when you shoot a flaming arrow across the bridges of Hemdale, on a majestic, translucent steed. It's purposely offending people who are offended by foul language. It's always, picking to be the top scientist in your field...and definitely NOT having mad cow disease. It's wearing a desert rose, because it features...the camel toe. Its nighthawk, and your dragon. t's when you release the Kracken. It's being in a 2 person gang...and being gangster about it. It's watching a 3 year old see the Disneyland castle for the first time. It's having a perfect child. It's knowing that you've got a friend. It's loving unconditionally. It's laughing in the streets at 2am. It's a best friend, your best friend. It's whatever you want it to be, as long as it means something honestly, truthfully and whole-heartedly to you. It's all the good in the world.

"Taylor, you're so Chuckon".
"Nicole is my Chuckon".
"That's definitely Chuckon cheese of you"
"So Chuck".
"What up-Chuck"
"That's definitely NOT Chuckon"
"Did you see her ass? Definitely Chuckon"

by TaylorCole June 24, 2012

chicktonite

NOUN: {root words are 'chick' and 'kryptonite'}

When you're out trying to pick up female company and a friend of yours is either too drunk, too obnoxious, or for whatever reason is chasing away the women he is CHICKTONITE.

USAGE:

"Dude. STOP DRINKING! You are complete chicktonite right now."

by Joker Games February 25, 2010

Chuck Town

It means Charleston, South Carolina the best city in the world

Almost like Atlanta, GA but alot better

by Danny White December 27, 2003

checkdown merchant

A quarterback that has a tendency to only hand out checkdown throws (quick, short passes to open receivers). Good defining characteristics are typically either averaging less than ten yards per completed pass, or 3-6 air yards per attempt.

Friend 1: Your quarterback sucks! He's only dishing out throws to the flats!

Friend 2: Yeah, I hate to say it but he's a checkdown merchant.

by Brok With No C January 21, 2023

Chucktionary

Where did Chuck learn that word? The Chucktionary!

So backwards that it came from a chucktionary!

by Auntie Biotic September 4, 2016

cluckton

Originating in Welshpool (Mid Wales).
Cluckton: A person with lack of knowledge/high stupidity. A person with an IQ of a chicken ...

“He’s A Fuckin’ Hell of a Cluckton ... I Know!”

by RaveBandit February 16, 2020

Captain Checkdown

Trent Edwards, QB Buffalo Bills. The phrase used to describe Trent Edwards, the QB of the NFL's Buffalo Bills. The NFL quarterback who historically throws most of his passes under ten yards.

This phrase can also be used to describe any QB who tends to throw the majority of his passes under ten yards.

Lee Evans and TO were open down field all day and of course Captain Checkdown didn't throw to them once.

by izzman October 4, 2009