butt hole crusties

when you miss a piece of poo when wipeing, and your butt itches for the rest of the day.

"damn my butt wont stop itching! i think i have butt hole crusties."

by buttitches June 15, 2009

Chris Christie

Donald Trump's fat sex slave that's a member of the ku klux klan.

You know your life is great when you aren't a chris christie

by Toppet May 26, 2016

Christie

Being a Christie is an extremely high honor. A christie is beautiful, confident, outgoing and super intelligent. It’s not like being something common, unintelligent and dull like a Jenn, a Kristen or a Paula.

Look at that girl. She’s got it all. She must be a christie.

by Chris809 November 22, 2017

Chris Christie

Synonym for "cock-blocking", due to a related scandal in which the NJ governor shut down a bridge between NJ and NY, such that people could not pass.

Dude 1: Did you get with that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah... her damn friend Chris Christie'd me and then they left.
Dude 1: That conniving bitch! I bet she's also a Cowboys fan!

by minamino2 February 18, 2015

christie road

One of the greastest songs by Green Day on their 2nd album, Kerplunk! It's a song about how Billie Joe used to sit at the tracks at christie road and smoke pot when he was bored and to get away.

Take me to the tracks at Christie road!

by crazyassmofo January 2, 2006

Christie

She is smart and beautiful and great. Everyone wants to be around her because she is just unbelievably funny. She gets treated like dirt by the people she likes by she gets back up cause’ she’s strong.

“Damn, you’re totally a Christie. Wanna date?”

by Boombabytruth June 27, 2019

Agatha Christie

Famous English, who is outsold only by the Bible and Shakespeare, Agaha Christie is famous for vreating such detectives as Hercule Poirot and Jane Marple and her famous denouements in her books.

"Agatha Christie, I couldn't guess your killer again!"

by smokeyheinz October 21, 2008