I was railing Jan and decided she was ready to be a Christened Unicorn, so I pulled out of her squated above her and shit on her forehead. She was a beautiful unicorn until she got up and ran.
by Monkeyballs1277 October 21, 2013
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man did you see that christobeer try to use the GPS? what a nelly
that guy just tried to facebook post on your wall but wrote on his own status instead. what a christobeer...
that guy just tried to facebook post on your wall but wrote on his own status instead. what a christobeer...
by blinjohns23 November 11, 2010
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Christlyne is the type of person you'll never get tired of she's the girls all the guys want and and the girls want to be she is the nicest person you'll ever meet Christlyne will always have your back, and I promise you she'll never let you down, she's pretty, kind and funny what more can you want
Christlyne is sweet
by anonymous September 7, 2020
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by everoooooooooooo1 April 5, 2012
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