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Christiani

Only thee most AMAZING girl in the whole wide world. She is the most beautiful and kind and sweet girl that you could ever know.
Christiani looks pretty in that dress today.
by MysterioM45 February 5, 2010
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Republican Christianity

The type of Christianity practiced by right wing Republicans.

Those who practice this form of Christianity believe that,
A. God speaks to the leaders of the party, and George W. Bush in particular.
B. Bush was personally annointed by God and God himself gave him his marching orders.
C. True and patriotic Americans believe in Republican Christianity.
D. Those who don't believe in this form of Christianity are liberals, communists, terrorist sympathizers, traitors, and idiots.
E. That Christ commands people to only vote Republican.
F. Those who are not Christian should be invaded, especially to settle the Presiden't family scores and if they are sitting on lots of oil.
G. These people believe that it's only wrongdoing when committed by a Democrat.
H. Those involved with this sort of religion focus on the portions of morality while entirely ignoring parts about taking care of poor and vulnerable people.
George W. Bush ignores what Jesus said about taking care of the "least of my brothers." He ignores the command to love neighbor as self. He ignores the command to take care of the poor and vulnerable of this world. He fails to realize that to lead us he must be our servants, instead he thinks that we must be his servants.
by jesster79 March 16, 2005
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Christiane

A drop dead gorgeous athletic hottie, usually blonde and smart, but is ALWAYS the life of the party. She's an amazing Friend and will never let you down. Teachers parents and kids like her, she's very charismatic but can be stubborn in some situations. Loves animals and is very outgoing. She plays hard to get when it comes to dating, but is very loving when you have her.
Guy 1- she's so sexy just look at her, she's the whole package!
Guy 2- Hey, I saw her first! Christiane is awesome.
by smartie333 December 20, 2014
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pseudo-Christianity

The practice of professing to be Christian or otherwise a member of the Christian faith but violating or doing the exact opposite of the fundamental rules; the practice of being a pseudo-Christian; an unfaithful unbeliever
It is supposedly a Christian nation, but at the same time we make a stand against bullying and atheism, when we should be making a stand against pseudo-Christianity
by user13357 November 2, 2013
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Christiane

A very rare name in America,
but popular in France and Germany.

A feminine form of the Christian.

Pronounced like 'Christy-Anne' for all
the retards who fuck it up all the time
and say "Christian," "Christina," "Christine," etc.

An intelligent female.
Damn, that girl Christiane is so precocious.
by Christianeee June 17, 2008
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Christiane

A female name common in Europe, especially Germany.

It is a variant of "Christian" and means "follower of Christ."

The correct pronunciation of name is "Christy-AH-neh." When a German word ends in the letter "e", it makes a "eh" or "ah" sound. Yes, I agree, it is very frustrating having this name in the US because it is always mispronounced.

Christiane Amanpour is a famous news correspondent for CNN. She, however, pronounces her first name "Christy-ahn."
My maid-of-honor is named Christiane.
by ABeautifulName February 5, 2010
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half-ass christianity

are christians who will lie to you and the world saying that they're true a christians and go to church every sunday, but they don't act like christians and they sin more than most non-christians do.
half-ass christianity has elected bush twice!
by candygirltasteright July 27, 2007
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