Chrisse

a person who is going to grow up and take over the world. A serious asshole if you mess with her, but kind at the same time. Has super vampire powers, and loves everyone. She is as awesome as hell.

chrisse is awesome
chrisse is the bomb

by 122183579326 March 23, 2011

Chrissiepoo

A good way to either flatter any girl named Chrissie, or just annoy them for fun.
Chrissiepoo is a great nickname for any sex god, even if she doesn't know when to stop...
Although, out of the bedroom, Chrissiepoo's are fun, sweet and really know how to have a good time.

Guy: Heeeey Chrissiepoo, how are you?

Chrissiepoo: SHUP!

by Malicrss April 22, 2009

Chrissed Off

To be angry when your names is Chris

Chris was Chrissed Off at Jack and Connor for leaving dishes and peanuts on their bedroom floor.

by Smelly mellly March 2, 2022

Chrissexual

A sexual orientation, characterized by the potential for aesthetic attraction, romantic love, or sexual desire towards Chris.

Yeah I'm totally a Chrissexual.

by Jdizzle1986 January 17, 2011

chrissied

Chrissied- party girl type of drunk, dancing on tables, make-up smeared, raspy voiced, telling strangers personal stories, found the next day asleep outside Jack in the Box with taco wrappers littering the floor, the hottest type of mess.

Im getting chrissied tonight", "damn that girls getting chrissied", "I was way to chrissied to go to work the next day

by billybailey October 17, 2010

Chrissie

The most amazing person ever in every possible respect. She's the best friend someone could ever have, but she has the tendency to be underestimated and taken for granted.

Girl 1: Wow, that's so horrible that you back-stabbed Chrissie! She was the best friend you ever had.
Girl 2: I know, I'm a whore and I should repent.
Girl 1: You were just jealous that she is gorgeous, smart, self-confident, is super fun with a great personality, and on top of all that has a perfect boyfriend.
Girl 2: It's true.

by 2bhwab2m December 28, 2008

Chissue

Any issue you or a friend could have with a chick.

Chick + Issue + Chissue

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend has been a real bitch lately.

Guy 2: You clearly have a real chissue.

by bgerson June 28, 2009