A contraction of Christian and hippie which pretty much says it all. Pot smoking, bible thumping and overly self-righteous in every imaginable way. Chrispies are a separate culture from Rastafarians though there is some crossover. Chrispies are usually white and dreadlocks are optional. They may claim adherence to obscure and archaic sects such as the Essenes or Mandaeans but don't ask questions because they will tell you way more than you would ever want to know and they will not stop talking. Ever.
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(phonetic onica for Hanukkah)
Signifies combined celebration of the
two Holidays Christmas and Hanukkah
by mixed religon familes (couples)
in stories by Susan Miller
(Parkinsons writer, poet, author)
(phonetic onica for Hanukkah)
Signifies combined celebration of the
two Holidays Christmas and Hanukkah
by mixed religon familes (couples)
in stories by Susan Miller
(Parkinsons writer, poet, author)
"In a secret meeting beween Harry and Santa:
(Harry Hanukkah to Santa Claus)
Why doesn't Hanukkah get top billing?
WHY does it have to be CHRISonica?
Instead it should be "HonicaMas"?
Hanukkah comes first almost every year and lasts longer!
(Santa replies to Hanukkah Harry)
Harry be reasonable the reason is simply Chrisonica is more Phonica .
By having Chrisonica we make more Monyca$ makeing it a longer Holidonica.
Hanukkah Harry seeing the immense logic
in Santa's words had to agree. The New Holiday should be called ChrisOnica for the love of Monyca$.
"Merry Chrisonica to one and a Happy
New Chrysonica to all"
(Susan Miller c 1986)
(Harry Hanukkah to Santa Claus)
Why doesn't Hanukkah get top billing?
WHY does it have to be CHRISonica?
Instead it should be "HonicaMas"?
Hanukkah comes first almost every year and lasts longer!
(Santa replies to Hanukkah Harry)
Harry be reasonable the reason is simply Chrisonica is more Phonica .
By having Chrisonica we make more Monyca$ makeing it a longer Holidonica.
Hanukkah Harry seeing the immense logic
in Santa's words had to agree. The New Holiday should be called ChrisOnica for the love of Monyca$.
"Merry Chrisonica to one and a Happy
New Chrysonica to all"
(Susan Miller c 1986)
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Jeffe: "It doesn't flow well. Why don't you try and 'chrispit up' a little bit?"
Jeffe: "It doesn't flow well. Why don't you try and 'chrispit up' a little bit?"
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Get the chrisypina mug.CHRISPIAN This name is given to those who are strong smart and loyal to his friends and family he is great in relationships and in bed a tendency to over think and shut every out. He often acts like his out going when he is really shy he put others first and is really jealous at time .
Hi my name is Chrispian
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