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chrisness

that is to be one with the might of chris,

1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)

2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements

3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)
1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.

2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"

3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"
by chris February 21, 2005
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Christer

Christer, noun: Any religiot believing in "Jesus" or "christ". Christer originated because the christers hate each other too much to agree about what makes a person a "christian." Christer is an all inclusive term.
If somebody believes that Jesus Christ did not have the middle initial "F", they probably qualify as a christer.
by DasHermit January 23, 2017
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chrisnelle

Handsome, approachable,good in art, silently care for others, people impression to his/her are the bad person Bat deep inside good heart, inlove in one girl/boy when attached
Chrisnelle is the best friend you can have but not everyone are interested to him/her. But if you got him/her you will the opposite of being introvert
by Ellar's lover June 8, 2021
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Dirty Christer

He gave me a really big dirty christer last night
by Velures August 27, 2021
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christernazi

An alleged Christian that hates all sinners, especially gays and liberals.

A Christian that thinks he is the only one saved and feels the need to cram his view down everyone's throat.

A person that professes Christ and feels the need to kill doctors that provide abortions or burn down gay bars.

A term used unfairly of any Christian that simply wants to share his faith with a non-Christian.
Would you look at those christernazis screaming at that gay couple. Where are the cops when you need them?

Here comes Mrs. Smith, our town's christernazi. She hates me so much because I took my kids to go see Harry Potter!

These are those christernazis that picket funerals for soliders killed in action. They hate everyone!

All I wanted to do was invite my friends to the church youth group activity and they laughed and called me a christernazi!

The pastors in my church say that I can't cut my hair or wear makeup or wear jewelry. What a bunch of christernazis!
by tainochief November 22, 2010
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Christer

Pronounced: KrEE-ster

Noun) Catholic (or any other Christian) who shows up to church only on Christmas and Easter. They usually take the pews and parking spots of regular church attendees.
The Christers are coming! The Christers are coming!
by AllieGator35 February 2, 2008
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Chrismerfee

A Foosball term for a player getting their shot blocked.
"Man you just got Chrismerfee'd again, you suck!"
by ShotBlokker March 15, 2010
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