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Dirty Christer

He gave me a really big dirty christer last night
by Velures August 27, 2021
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christernazi

An alleged Christian that hates all sinners, especially gays and liberals.

A Christian that thinks he is the only one saved and feels the need to cram his view down everyone's throat.

A person that professes Christ and feels the need to kill doctors that provide abortions or burn down gay bars.

A term used unfairly of any Christian that simply wants to share his faith with a non-Christian.
Would you look at those christernazis screaming at that gay couple. Where are the cops when you need them?

Here comes Mrs. Smith, our town's christernazi. She hates me so much because I took my kids to go see Harry Potter!

These are those christernazis that picket funerals for soliders killed in action. They hate everyone!

All I wanted to do was invite my friends to the church youth group activity and they laughed and called me a christernazi!

The pastors in my church say that I can't cut my hair or wear makeup or wear jewelry. What a bunch of christernazis!
by tainochief November 22, 2010
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Christer

Pronounced: KrEE-ster

Noun) Catholic (or any other Christian) who shows up to church only on Christmas and Easter. They usually take the pews and parking spots of regular church attendees.
The Christers are coming! The Christers are coming!
by AllieGator35 February 2, 2008
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Crisfer

An astounding person.
One with great aspirations
and success in their future.
A W E S O M E friend ,
Romantic as hell... ,
so not typical.
A damn cutie too!
Synonym for perfect :)
-"Hey girl,did you hear about the new student?"
-" Yeah.He looks like a crisfer. **sigh"
by dr.phil13 October 24, 2009
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Chrismerfee

A Foosball term for a player getting their shot blocked.
"Man you just got Chrismerfee'd again, you suck!"
by ShotBlokker March 15, 2010
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Chrispersion

the act of making multiple members of a group named Chris sit as far apart from each other as possible during a meeting.
We need some Chrispersion. Chris, would you move over to that empty chair.
by The Beat Handbook March 23, 2010
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Christeria

A French name, typically a middle name. A very rare name in many circumstances. Christeria means "God Is Gracious.", and despite the name being connected to christianity it's a very beautiful name. I'd recommend picking this name for your baby.
"Hey, Christeria!"
by Anonymous3344 November 30, 2021
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