Skip to main content

Christchelle

The sexiest woman alive. Very well known for prioritizing her time and everything. If you gonna this meet this person, she has a pleasing personality and looks.
Christchelle

The sexiest woman alive. Very well known for prioritizing her time and everything. If you gonna this meet this person, she has a pleasing personality and looks.
by P4rzival June 8, 2021
mugGet the Christchelle mug.

Christchurch

A town on the English south coast not to be mistaken for Christchurch New Zealand, it's main attraction is the sewage works that make the whole area smell like your grandad. It has the largest number of old people in the UK meaning there is no lack of war stories but a massive demand for adult diapers. Popular sports there is bingo, holding up traffic and getting to the shop without having a fall. The council decided it was cheaper to use Hurst's instead of busses because it saves on petrol. Instead if road signs they use grave stones because the cemetery ran out of space.
Hey Doris let's go to Christchurch for our holiday
by No I'm innocent March 1, 2017
mugGet the Christchurch mug.

Christchurch Boys' High School

Christchurch Boys' High School is a shit-hole in Christchurch full of cunts who think they are top shit. As soon as you enter the school, the stench of semen, soggy biscuits, and screaming of locked up girls from CGHS is overwhelming. The headmaster could easily be mistaken for a wet tissue and is too pussy to try and get his shithole of a school under control. Bullying at the school is a common daily occurrence, the average year 9 is lucky to make it through the entire year without having a toothbrush shoved up their ass, or beaten up for not eating a soggy biscuit. Common career paths for students after leaving the school include, tradies, gay porn, or death from drug overdosage.
Student 1: What did you get up to today?

Student 2: Just had an orgy with the Christchurch Boys' High School headmaster and 3 girls

CBHS Student 1: Did any give consent?

CBHS Student 2: Of Course not! Hahaha!
by man_O_man May 28, 2021
mugGet the Christchurch Boys' High School mug.

Christchurch Boy's High School

An absolute shit-hole for the worst of all children. This school uses and abuses boys for their parents money. Boy's High are an incapable lot who cannot even spell their own name. They are useless at everything and anything.
by SoggyBuiscuit21 June 25, 2018
mugGet the Christchurch Boy's High School mug.

Chrismachkwanzawanadan

A combination of Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, and Ramadan, four holidays that occur around the same time in the winter. (The word itself is less important than making it as long as humanly possible, and combining at least three of those four holidays.)

1. It can be used to describe a multi-religious or secular holiday that purposely assimilates several religious traditions in an effort to be universally applicable (especially ones that are somewhat ignorant of the holidays that they are combining).
2. Or, as a comical salutation to wish a happy holiday to as many people as possible.

Similar to Chrinnukyulezaa and Chrinnukyulezaa.
1. "I hung some dreidls and vegetables on the tree, so that Noah and M'kayla wouldn't feel so left out this year."
"Good idea; let's see if they'd like to help us bake some gingerbread Ramadan cookies."

2. 'Merry Kwanzidanamistamas!'
'Happy Chrismachkwanzawanadan!'
by MoxyFox December 26, 2006
mugGet the Chrismachkwanzawanadan mug.

Christchurch

The largest city in the South Island of New Zealand, once used rather frequently by housewives and grandmothers as a mild expletive being roughly equivalent to gosh or darn.

While definitely not averse to using such words as fuck and cunt, modern New Zealanders take great delight in reliving the stultifying drudgery of the 1950s and will often be heard to utter (at least ironically) the phrase "Oh, Christchurch!", especially when tripping up, falling over, climaxing, etc.
Sarah: I enjoy wanking you.
Mike: Oh, Christchurch! You've snapped my banjostring!
by Tama Boyle January 31, 2007
mugGet the Christchurch mug.

chrismitchelling

whore and subsenquently horde gamerscore for the purposes of showing it off to even nerdier people than yourself
Nerdy Kid: Last night i hit 30000 g after I bought Avatar
legend of Ang solely for the purpose of obtaining gamerscore
Other Kid: Stop chrismitchelling you dum nerd
by TCSWBGS March 5, 2010
mugGet the chrismitchelling mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email