Crotchbomber

Sarcastic name for someone like Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who carries an explosive device in his shorts.

DHS's Napolitano's response to the crotchbomber: "We're looking to make sure that this sort of incident cannot recur."

by DrWex December 29, 2009

Chotchky

This word is a nown used to identify objects that otherwise have no designation. Chotchky is usually used to describe objects that resemble angled geometric shapes.

"That collage is full of little chotchkies." or, "Hey! Grab me that chotchky over there."

by Wonderboythedave May 28, 2008

Chotchery

Synonym for douche-baggey, assholeness, faggotry, and general chotchness. Committing acts of douche baggery and thinking its okay. Being a tool.

That chotch is committing some serious chotchery by ramming me with a jet in Battlefield 3.

by theaverageham July 25, 2012

crotchboobs

Testicles that are so big, they look like female breasts.

A guy looks like he has bowling balls in his shorts.

"Daaayum, dude got crotchboobs!"

by My pseudonym that appears onli July 31, 2016

B-Chotchy

when something is just so crappy and messed up (adjective)

Dudette, my day was so B-chotchy, my boyfriend broke up with me and told me he had found another love, who was male...and I met him.

by F-dawg September 10, 2004

Crotchbone

the low-key way of saying boner

Person 1: Hey look! He totally has a crotchbone!
Person 2: Haha oh my god

by crackfairychristina May 2, 2018