Choping

The act of taking an unwanted photograph of a woman's genitals by placing a camera under their skirt. Also known as upskirting.

Named after Conservative MP and full time scumbag Sir Christopher Chope who blocked a bill to make the practice illegal.

Did you see that pervert choping that woman?

by Dan the Flan June 16, 2018

Chopsing

'Chopsing' is a Welsh slang term for arguing or saying disrespectful things to someone:

EG:

Person 1: "Oh he is chopsing to you mind,"
Person 2: "I know, I'll just chops back like"

by Elizabeth-Hailie October 2, 2009

chopsen

To make out or hook up with someone, commonly used in Luxembourgish slang and it may also be used as a synonym for awesome or cool

Loris: Yes Oli and Celine you are indeed the King and Queen of chopsen.
Anastasia: Jenny your speech was absolutely chopsen!

by chopschops November 8, 2016

Karate chopping the meatloaf.

Fingering the female genitalia. An intense, and sensual motion. A subtle analogy for fingering.

He karate chopped the meatloaf last night.

She was karate chopping the meatloaf.

by HiggyTheDestroyer February 8, 2015

Choping

To take a photograph up a woman's skirt or dress without her consent. British slang, also known as upskirting. Named for Sir Christopher Chope, MP. I chope, you chope, Sir Christpher Chope chopes.

Sir Christopher was caught choping the other day and deselected from his seat for being a perve.

by Satandog June 17, 2018

chopping the lumber down

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

by I got you back July 19, 2009

choosing fee

the amount of money a prostitute gives her pimp upon the contractual agreement (most of the time verbal) in order for the arrangement to proceed.

"i stole your bitch, and she done paid me the choosing fee of $5000, and she starts this evening"

"in order for you to embrace this pimpin', ho, you need to pay the choosing fee"

by notcaptsaveaho September 29, 2012