chopstick method

a way of fishing letters out of your own mailbox after you've lost the key. It involves wrapping double sided tape around a chopstick and groping with it inside the mailbox.

Roommate 1: Dude, Jason lost the key again, how do I get my letter out?
Roommate 2: Just use the chopstick method.

by shimee September 23, 2013

Chopsticked

When both hips pop out of their sockets simultaneously.

SAM: I walked up the stairs sideways last night!
JOHN: And what happened?
SAM: Both hips popped out!
JOHN: You got chopsticked! That’s called getting chopsticked!

by MOIRA SLUT May 30, 2018

Chopstick Gang

A Chinese Gang that goes around the streets and pick pockets people with Chopsticks. In 2020 These people will go into war against the Egg-roll Man and the Orange-Chicken Man.

The Chopstick Gang has stolen a weed from Snoop Dogg

by JUAN_CARLOS_21 October 2, 2018

Swallow a chopstick

It is used when someone cannot deal with his/her emotions because something overwhelming happened to him/her.

I have a long homework to do for tomorrow, I wanna swallow a chopstick.

by thecreepywhale May 31, 2018

Lodged Chopsticks

Lodged Chopsticks- When a person is asian and anal retentive about something (which most asians are) one might say that have a bad case of "lodged chopsticks" up their ass.

Hey Timmy, Did you see Serena today? She has a euro test and is bitching at everyone. She must have lodged chopsticks up her ass.

by Susie Red December 24, 2006

chopstick

An Asian Man's weapon of mass destruction

Guy 1: Bro I heard that the Viet Congs used chopsticks to assassinate people!
Guy 2: Wait what?! How?
Guy 1: They shoved the chopsticks up their asses

by SomeAsianGuyWannabe April 22, 2020

jedi chopstick master

someone who is asian and eats with chopsticks very fast

lemme have chicken and broc...whoop (asian ate the broccoli faster than a speeding bullet with his chopsticks)

woah he's like a jedi chopstick master...which was coined by andrew

by darejar March 9, 2008