choorens

Black for "children".

I gots bout foteen choorens.

by William Fontaine March 18, 2007

Choofed

High as all hell

Dude Mason was so choofed he just sat on the couch for 2 hours staring at the ceiling

by Lil Yeetmeister March 13, 2019

Pak Chooie Unf

Code programmed into and executed by space robots, usually the pusher or shover models. Often spoken aloud by said robots, often reduced to simply "Pak Chooie".

"PAK CHOOIE UNF
I am a Pusher Robot.
DATA: To start fires
TARGET: Grandmother
DATA: Lies
PAK CHOOIE UNF"

by Deomatrumus November 10, 2008

Coovert

Also known as Coov or C-dawg.
A very hairy man.
Likes to drink in mid-sentence no matter how important the matter.
Tends to move hands when speaking.
Generally avoids eye-contact.

"Dude, what's up with your arms? They're so hairy!"

"I know I'm such a coovert."

by hareally? April 18, 2010

choives

A person who is mentally retarded who has stage 10 cancer and a receding hairline.

Choives is doing chemotherapy right now.

by Kysstudent May 17, 2023

I choose happiness

When you refrain from doing something because you know it's going to ruin your mood.

Sarah- OMG Stacey did you see what Zach posted on his snapchat story.

Stacey- No thanks, i choose happiness :)

by itsyourexwhowrotethislol October 19, 2021

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two alternative options, but none of which suit your immediate purposes in life or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you, at least atm

mother: Daniel I found out yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class to make something out of yourself or you can move the hell out of my house onto welfare. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel: whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma October 18, 2012