I choose happiness

When you refrain from doing something because you know it's going to ruin your mood.

Sarah- OMG Stacey did you see what Zach posted on his snapchat story.

Stacey- No thanks, i choose happiness :)

by itsyourexwhowrotethislol October 19, 2021

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two alternative options, but none of which suit your immediate purposes in life or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you, at least atm

mother: Daniel I found out yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class to make something out of yourself or you can move the hell out of my house onto welfare. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel: whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma October 18, 2012

choosy

choosy - (choosey)

(informal)

someone who is choosy will only accept things that they like a lot or they consider to be very good.

* choosy about :
She’s very choosy about clothes.

* choosy about :
She’s very choosy about clothes.

by wankstajavier May 18, 2014

bit-choosy

How to cover up calling someone a bitch when they unexpectedly walk in on the conversation.

Trent is being a little bit-CHOOSY about what he wants to do tonight.

by bigbadmama January 25, 2011

choosymk

Hes a cutie who is very good at fortnite and hosts awesome customs. He's also really cute.

Timmy: "OMG IS THAT CHOOSYMK, HES SO CUTE"

by bobcatissomuchbetterthanyou December 21, 2020

neighbours can’t be choosers

A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.

"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"

by mummazumbe August 15, 2015

13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from

Pink's existential dilemma

I've got 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from.

by Pink's crisis June 4, 2015