Expression of disbelief upon hearing or reading a phrase or comment of great pretence, alternatively inherent wit, irony, sardonic brutality or plain mirth. The response implies a certain pretence and commensurate self deprecation on the part of the respondent. Also it may be used as a barb to insinuate a pretentiousness inherent in the inciting comment or the respondent's interlocutor.
"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the nation's greatest playwright, I choked on my latte"
by Hoherbass October 6, 2019
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Get the Choked sneakers mug.When one is very very very high. Eating lots and making random food at 3 a.m. in the morning.
Laughing at random things what your friend say. Oh yeah also falling asleep randomly!
Laughing at random things what your friend say. Oh yeah also falling asleep randomly!
by DJAMBAMAN March 12, 2016
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Get the CHOKEDAWGVA mug."Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"
by Rizwich September 24, 2012
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Get the chonees mug.Chinedu is the perfect boyfriend. A ladies man, and probably the only guy that Amaka never disappoints. Usually sweet, sensible, smart, full of charisma, loving, teasing and naughty. He is a no-nonsense person and someone you could count on. His loyalty is never in question.
A guy that is outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him but he keeps very few close friends. He can be a really shy person at first, might take some time for you to get to know him, but once you become friends, you'll never regret it.
A bit annoying sometimes but in a good way. He is crazy and fun to be with. He can make you laugh all day. He seems brave, but a very sensitive guy.
Chinedu strives to do things for the better, hardly selfish, observant and family oriented. Once you find a Chinedu you'll love him always. Absolutely amazing guy.
A guy that is outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him but he keeps very few close friends. He can be a really shy person at first, might take some time for you to get to know him, but once you become friends, you'll never regret it.
A bit annoying sometimes but in a good way. He is crazy and fun to be with. He can make you laugh all day. He seems brave, but a very sensitive guy.
Chinedu strives to do things for the better, hardly selfish, observant and family oriented. Once you find a Chinedu you'll love him always. Absolutely amazing guy.
by Grumpy Ned February 5, 2020
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