Chomp Off

v. to abruptly end someone's sentence by talking over them.The action is usually received as an act of hostility.

Originated in Atlanta, Ga.

Person A: "I didn't know that was the rest of the...
Person B:"Just shut the fuck up. You don't know shit, that's your fucking problem. You're a stupid trick."
Person A: ...
Person C: DAMN! chomp off!

-end scene-

by buddahluva February 18, 2011

zipper chomp

Zipper Chomp zip-er, chomp After the act of urination - or other activities involving the penis - when one fastens his zipper and finds an extremity (the penis) getting caught up in the action. Zipper chomping is comparable to being bit by a crocodile. Common symptoms may include swelling, redness, severe shrieking, and even castration. Getting zipper chomped is worse than being aborted.

"Tom, what is wrong with your penis"? "Oh I got zipper chomped"

"Honey, I would much rather give birth than get zipper chomped"

"Oh you had cancer? Try getting zipper chomped"

by Sovi big red September 29, 2013

Chomp out

To leave, or move to a new location, usually after doing something sketchy.

Yo, there's a cop coming, let's chomp out!

by AXIME April 30, 2017

fanny chomp

When you and your partner have intercourse while your miscellaneous household pets lick and nibble on your ass cheeks. Sometimes couples enjoy using condiments such a peanut butter to attract the animals. This may also be exercised outdoors welcoming nature's finest creatures to have a satisfying bite ;) So break out the honey and get started!

naaa bra she's having a reaction to the honey we used fanny chomping last night

by Iraqi Titties June 27, 2011

Chomp 20p

To make an incorrect statement, and when another person corrects you, you can shout “chomp 20p”. The person then owes you a chomp chocolate bar which costs 20p.

Reece: “I cant believe england won the world cup”

Robbie: “They only got to the semi-finals!”

Reece:”Chomp 20p!!!”

by Chomp20per July 18, 2018

Chomp

A large portion of chewing tobacco, usually of the long cut verity.

"Oh my god I have had such a shitty day today, I really need this chomp"

"Holy shit, no kidding, spey your pinch"

by Mike Spey-on October 14, 2013

Worker's Chomp

When an employee abuses their lunch break and either uses the corporate card to pay, or takes extra time and later claims it was a business lunch.

You gotta love worker's chomp, today I was out from 11-3 while i told my boss i was meeting a client for lunch. to top it off, i paid for me and my mistress on the corporate card!

by itaub1 May 18, 2009