Cholester O's

A replacement noun for any of the various food products ending with "O's" that contain a large amount of unhealthy qualities, or any other spherical foodstuffs such as donuts, cookies, etc.

"Hey mother, what are you making for dinner tonight?"

"Well, I was considering conjuring up some onion rings as an appetizer, some spaghetti o's for the main course, and some donuts and Oreo's for dessert."

"Yeah right, why don't we throw in some Cholester O's while we're at it."

"That's a great idea!"

by Loch Raven November 28, 2009

Queen Helen's Cholesterol

Derived from the book "Running With Scissors", it was pretty much the anal lube used in gay sex. With two men.

Claire: Did you read Running With Scissors?
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.

by Taystee Taystee October 5, 2007

cholesterol

too much of it gives you a heart attack. cheerios lowers it.

Eating cheerios lowers my cholesterol!

by face56 October 20, 2006

Human Cholesterol

Stationary masses of persons who, either voluntarily or involuntarily block passage of others in a confined space such as aisles, hallways, staircases etc.

IE:"This human cholesterol is frustrating."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."

by Netah March 23, 2008

Hannity and Colmes

A Fox News Channel show, shown at 9PM, that is obstensibly a left/right debate on the news of the day between righty Sean Hannity and lefty Allen Colmes. However, this show is really about sex, because Hannity is such a giant prick and Colmes is such a big pussy.

Did you see Hannity and Colmes last night, Sean screwed Allen over unmercifully last night.

by bullrider October 3, 2008

Alan Colmes

1. Democratic voice of the show Fox News Channel show Hannity & Colmes, who really isn't much of a voice. He sits there and just get pummeled by his little douchebag, prick conservative counterpart.

2. Nutless, lack of gonads, No ballz.

Wow! That girl is beautiful, but I'm too Alan Colmes'd to talk to her.

by Scandar April 20, 2006

cholesterol

free choking

“hey can i get some cholesterol”
“no timmy, i’m your mother”

by mom’s delicious wap April 3, 2020