The chodesters

Worlds most vicious small dick gang

Woody- “Hey, have you heard about The Chodesters?”

Tommy- “ Yeah, I heard they’re big streets and small in the bed.”

by Ray Nathan August 2, 2018

chodester

the owner of a chode

ryan is such a chodester

by big black cow January 13, 2009

Chodestool

A chodestool is someone with a small penis which looks like a mushroom

" hahaha uno that boy there well his nudes got leaked, everyone's saying he's got a chodestool!"

by [e-mail] January 11, 2017

Chodemonger

A 5-10 year old kid who talks shit on the internet

Yesterday this chodemonger wouldn't shut the fuck up until his mom walked in

by Brian and scott June 11, 2008

chodesmoke

1) One who actively engages in the preparation of, or smoking of a Chode.
2) A complete jackass

Devon your such a chodesmoke.

Kris was driving like a chodesmoke last night.

by KG 08 September 28, 2006

Chodson

A very large chode. Can be longer than it is wide, but generally is massive. Usually wider than 4 inchs and can reach up to 8 inchs long.

Woah! look at that guys massive chode. Oh wait, its too big, its a chodson.

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by chodson kid November 16, 2009

The Chodesman

The lamest superhero of all time. He possesses the powers of the chode. He can only make his opponents somewhat sweaty with prolonged exposure to his "chode ray". He is known to make change for people at bus stops and save retarded kittens from trees when the fire department is too busy eating chili and such. He has been stabbed 17 times.

Citizen: "I'm being robbed, help!"

The Chodesman: "Have no fear, The Chodesman is here!"

Citizen: "Oh, it's The Chodesman." "Can you go find a parking enforcement officer or a small boy scout to help me Chodesman?"

The Chodesman: "I will help you citizen, unhand her you fiendish fiend!"

Robber: "I fear you not Chodesman." (Casually stabs The Chodesman in the kidney, robs and rapes woman, leaves)

by Meatspin Mike October 8, 2011