When a male or she-male dips their scrotum sack in poop, and then proceeds to smear the defecation on another persons upper lip by dragging their nut sack across their face. The chocolate nut-stash is the twiztid cousin of the dirty Sanchez, but of coarse takes more skill to pull off.
Jon : "I scared Lucy so badly last night that she shit her pants. While she was changing pants, i wiped her shitty pants on my nut sack, and then proceeded to give her a chocolate nut-stash. Now she asks for one every night, gotta love that shit"
Sam : "man i was just snoozing on the couch and was rudely woken up by my roommate giving me a chocolate nut-stash, worst wake up call ever!"
Sam : "man i was just snoozing on the couch and was rudely woken up by my roommate giving me a chocolate nut-stash, worst wake up call ever!"
by daveycrocketmothafucka August 19, 2011
by h2008 June 15, 2018
When a two homosexual males engage in such mass quantities of anal sex that their nut bags get caked with fecal matter, while in Hawaii.
Robbie and Billie loved their honeymoon in Maui...Billie wasn't fond of the "Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nuts", Robbie on the other hand, couldn't get enough!
by Rhudolph the Red-Nose December 10, 2010
When a guy forces both balls into a girls gaping asshole, and twirls them around until they are painfully ejected
by sprite-spewer September 08, 2021
by Blasiaa Jones June 04, 2022
One of the best SpongeBob episodes filled with funny moments, joke, memorable characters, and a good plot and concept.
Person 1: Man Chocolate With nuts is easily the best SpongeBob episode.
Person 2: I know right. This episode is a classic!
Person 2: I know right. This episode is a classic!
by the fire, and lighting dragon September 28, 2021