Chocolate Teabag

The act of dipping one's testicles into a bowl of fresh diarrhea, then performing the usual act of teabagging.

Variations include:

The Fruit and Nut: Add Raisins.

The Fererro Rocher: Allow ten minutes for a thin crust to form. Using this method, a multiple layering effect may be achieved.

The Aero Teabag: As with normal chocolate teabag, with the added pleasure of a straw being inserted into the bowl, allowing your friend(s) to blow into the diarrhea, creating a softer, lighter and more enjoyable experience. WARNING! Do not blow too hard, as this could result in spillage. Also don't run with scissors, and do not put your fingers in live plug sockets.

The Chocolate Marble Teabag Cake (The Chomtea): A Soho Special. You and your friends may enjoy ejaculating multiple times into the bowl of diarrhea then stirring, creating a marbling effect. Commence with dipping, as per usual.

Experience this Chocolate Teabag yourself.

by Chomtea February 17, 2007

Chocolate Tease

The act of someone offering to share one M&M out of their entire bag.

Katy: Hey Wendy, would you like an M&M?
Wendy: No thanks, one is just a chocolate tease and I'll only end up wanting for more.

by _ashes2ashes_ January 17, 2012

chocolate tears

while sittin on yer womans face take a dump in her mouth and then cum in her nose and help it on its way with a shit coated finger so it comes out her eyes

i made my woman cry chocolate tears lastnight.....oh yeah

by fintygamery January 4, 2009

chocolate teabag

similar to teabagging someone, only before the tea bagging you shit and whipe your ass towards your balls so you can get the "chocolate" with the tea bag

Ryan passed out, so i chocolate tea bagged him...he loves chocolate teabags

by ggrrrrrraassshopppperrrrrrr January 12, 2009

chocolate teabag

(noun) The act of placing ones testicles and scrotum into the anus of another. Often requires significant preparation by both parties. Some variations have the penis of the chocolate teabagger enter the vagina of the one being chocolate teabagged, however this is not necessary.

Rodney have gave his girl a chocolate teabag last week. Neither could walk for 3 days!

by Tony8758 October 12, 2005

Chocolate teapot

where one takes a shit, don't wipe, and then teabags yo gurl.

M: hey babe, can I make you a chocolate pot of tea
F: uh, babe, you mean a chocolate teapot?
M: oh yeah, that. let's do that. I'm glad you remembered for me. let us.

by MizzSrirowskiacha June 4, 2018

Chocolate teapot

UK: Insult used in the military when a recruit is either accident prone, clumsy, just plain slow or a combination of these.

Variations include:
Chocolate kettle
Chocolate fireguard.

PRIVATE you have left your safety catch of AGAIN...YOU ARE A SLOB, you are about as much use as a fekin' CHOCOLATE TEAPOT!, etc, etc....

by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004