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chocolate cannon ball

After space docking with a chick, you screw her abnormally hard in a position of your choosing. If you lasted more than a meager 5 minutes, the chick should be able to muster up a pretty nice quief. The turd which was loaded through the space docking procedure mentioned earlier, should be launched from her vagina like a cannon ball, just squishier. To achieve greater distance, you must "go the distance."
After I nailed the bitch, I was almost nailed by a chocolate cannon ball.
by K White February 8, 2007
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chocolate salty balls

A guys balls that are covered in SHIT because he whiped his ass forward instead of backwards.
She went to suck him off and got a mouthfull of chocolate salty balls
by Rob ONeill January 12, 2005
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chocolate golf ball

when a white male dips his genitals in milk and has sex with a black woman..
i had the milk handy so i figured why not cool my boys down grab my girl and enjoy a chocolate golf ball...
by unionstar702 June 15, 2010
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toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball

A stick of butter rolled in chocolate powder mix and sandwiched between 2 toaster pastries.
Eric Cartman had one the episode he went to fat camp, cleverly entitled "fat camp"

Eric: Mom can you go make me a toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball?
Ms. Cartman: im expecting company why dont you go make it yourself
Eric: god i have to do everything around here
by shortbusguy44 October 10, 2006
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chocolate ball teabag

Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit
Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
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Chocolate Salty Balls

A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.

May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls...
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em!!
by ChuckInDuuupps December 2, 2017
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Chocolate sexy balls

A pair of balls that are typically chocolate and sexy.
Look at garret over there with his chocolate sexy balls. I bet he gets all the bitches
by Jeff turns me on December 14, 2023
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