chocolate dipped balls

When you dip your balls a womans ass, and she hasnt wipped it and you make her lick off the chocolate.

man i met this bitch last night and it looked like she hadn't wipped in ages and i made her lick my chocolate dipped balls and she got chocolate stuck in her teeth

by Elia the foreskin master August 28, 2006

chocolate cannon ball

After space docking with a chick, you screw her abnormally hard in a position of your choosing. If you lasted more than a meager 5 minutes, the chick should be able to muster up a pretty nice quief. The turd which was loaded through the space docking procedure mentioned earlier, should be launched from her vagina like a cannon ball, just squishier. To achieve greater distance, you must "go the distance."

After I nailed the bitch, I was almost nailed by a chocolate cannon ball.

by K White February 7, 2007

chocolate salty balls

A guys balls that are covered in SHIT because he whiped his ass forward instead of backwards.

She went to suck him off and got a mouthfull of chocolate salty balls

by Rob ONeill January 12, 2005

chocolate golf ball

when a white male dips his genitals in milk and has sex with a black woman..

i had the milk handy so i figured why not cool my boys down grab my girl and enjoy a chocolate golf ball...

by unionstar702 June 13, 2010

toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball

A stick of butter rolled in chocolate powder mix and sandwiched between 2 toaster pastries.

Eric Cartman had one the episode he went to fat camp, cleverly entitled "fat camp"

Eric: Mom can you go make me a toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball?
Ms. Cartman: im expecting company why dont you go make it yourself
Eric: god i have to do everything around here

by shortbusguy44 October 10, 2006

chocolate ball cheerleader

A person who deliberately wipes back to front

I love going down on my man, especially after a stomach bug. He is a real chocolate ball cheerleader - adds that little extra!

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Chocolate Salty Balls

A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.

May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.

Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls...
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em!!

by ChuckInDuuupps December 2, 2017