Choking the Chicken

wack off, jack off

Jack likes to wack off while watching porn movies!

by Jack July 6, 2003

Choking the Chicken

gettin your jerk on

by punkass September 10, 2003

Choking the chicken

In that Chinese girls home in Stree Fighter 2 there is a guy choking a chicken in the background.

Is that old man choking his chicken?

by Elitist January 1, 2004

Choking the Chicken

A way to say you masturbated.
Also you literally grab a chicken and choke it how fun.

"Hey Rob I was choking the chicken yesterday". " Oh god Jon I didn't want to hear about that ".

"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".

by Melays April 21, 2017

Triangle choking the chicken

Locking a chicken in the famous brutal MMA hold Triangle choke

Billy's family went to look for him on the farm, and found him in the barn triangle choking the chicken.

by RockinRob61 December 17, 2008

choking the chicken

when a chicken somehow gets in your pants and you attempt to choke it but miss and start choking your dick. it happens to almost all males who live on or near farms that have chickens.

male 1: hey don't you be choking my chicken man
male 2; what chicken?
male 1; that chicken in your pants.
male 2; time to begin choking the chicken

by xxx_anonymouse_xxx November 22, 2015

Chockin the chicken

a common alternitive name for masterbation.

last night boby was so busy chockin the chicken that he never showed up to the party.

by Scooby221 June 2, 2008