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Shit Chestington

1) The act of defecating on a British woman
2) The act of defecating on a woman while acting in a flamboyantly British manner (ie. fake British accent, tea drinking, etc.)
3) A fictional British person, whose sole pleasure in life is shitting on the chest of unsuspecting women
1) I was on holiday in England, and I hooked up with a girl, only to find out that she had herpes. In my rage, I took her again and gave her the good ole' Shit Chestington.

2) My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with some role playing. I told her I would act the part of Shit Chestington. She looked at me quizzically. Thirty minutes later she found out the hard way, with a hot shit on her chest. I watched her try to clean up, drinking tea with my pinky out, spouting comments like "Hey lass looks like you got yourself in a spot of bother. You're bloody covered in shite!"
by Shit Chestington December 1, 2010
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Chestin

That being who is Unique, Misterious, Strong, Inteligente, Loving, Successful once committed it’s forever, once promising makes it happen, Never backs down from a challenge, Never looses
Chestin is diffrent from others
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chesting

When one guy seemingly at random punches another guy in the chest, knocking the air out of him. This is done back and forth between the two males as a game. Each incident is increasingly surprising for the victim.
Guy 1: -sitting on the couch, watching T.V.-
Guy 2: -creeps up behind couch, with stealth-
Guy 1: -goes to change the channel...-
Guy 2: -attacks- "CHEST!"
Guy 1: -falls over, without air-

This is chesting.
by anonymous576 January 28, 2006
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cobeting

This is what happens when you have desires to steal someone's swagbucks while being perceived as cute.
"Laura was cobeting Katie's swagbucks this morning."
by Choateaa February 18, 2010
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chestina

Chestina. The most beautiful woman known to man...smart, funny, and determined.
"Is that Chestina walking on main street?!"
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Chrestine

The person that carries that name is amazing and special.

She wants to be loved by someone. Clearly she is an attraktive woman and has an awesome personality however, it seems like always the wrong ones fall in love with her. She is a strong woman who will not be treated unfair or im Any way incorrect.
There is this Spezial someone out there for her. The one she's been dreaming about and he is coming. Soon.
Chrestine is amazingly funny
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Chrestine

The person that carries that name is amazing and special.

She wants to be loved by someone. Clearly she is an attraktive woman and has an awesome personality however, it seems like always the wrong ones fall in love with her. She is a strong woman who will not be treated unfair or im Any way incorrect.
There is this Spezial someone out there for her. The one she's been dreaming about and he is coming. Soon.
Chrestine is amazingly funny
by V.hestine November 21, 2021
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