Fat Chested

A fat girl that would be flat chested if she were skinnier but has "tits" only because she is overweight. Based on her fatness, if she were a guy, the same "breasts" would appear. The Fat Chested girl is totally oblivious to the fact that she doesn't have actual "boobs" and stops at nothing to show off her "jugs".

"Daniella pleeeaaze, you don't even have tits, you're just Fat Chested. If you dropped forty pounds your chest would look like my little brother's back."

by Party Crashers October 11, 2009

flat chested

some one who is a part of the "ITTY BITTY TITTY COMITTIY"
in other words, very small breasts.
boobless.

god, that bitch is flat chested.

by Josh O August 18, 2004

chistey

grimey. When your spiteful and a hater. or your a ho.

Those girls are chistey.

by Monetlmosley January 4, 2008

Cunt-chested

1) when a woman's boobs are so big that her cunt appears to be on her chest
2) when a woman with big boobs has a cold

Girl: Did you see Lucy in that dress?

Guy: hell yeah, that chick is cunt-chested

by dikcee and laverner April 24, 2017

smooth-chested prettyboy

Hairless males (usually shaven) who dominate advertisements, as well as gracing the covers of celebrity magazines and romance novels everywhere.

It might be part of the metrosexual movement, and hopefully, it doesn't lead to a societal norm of hairy women.

Married to Big Bear, who has a chest like a rug, Heather finds the proliferation of smooth-chested prettyboys in popular culture annoying.

by tuftskins January 10, 2010

Fat Chested

When a female has boobs, not because there full and developed, but because she is fat.

Frank- My girlfriend has big boobs!

Mike- No she doesn't! They would be small, she's just Fat Chested!

Frank- ...

by Steve Traindriver August 12, 2010

Chested

When somebody has a big chest

Him:"that model on IG is chested"

by H.Neandro April 12, 2021