Chipotlaid

Having sexual intercourse with a mexican woman/man

Tim: Did you get lucky with Guadalupe last night?
Kevin: Hell yea, I got straight up Chipotlaid

by Big Moke January 23, 2011

Chipotlaid

Occurs when lusting after, and consequently ordering and eating, a Chipotle burrito

Guy #1 - "Guy, it has been too long since I've had a burrito."
Guy #2 - "How long has it been, guy?"
Guy #1 - "Last time was right before Becky broke up with me."
Guy #2 - "Guy, that was six months ago! I'm going to make sure you get Chipotlaid TONIGHT. I'll hook you up."
*walk into Chipotle*

by Highschoolwasbestinthe80's June 17, 2015

Chipotled

The effect of tasty food on a persons cognitive ability.

Example takes place at restaurant

Person 1, "Dude, how did you do on the test?"

Person 2, "It was cool...good (busy eating epic food)"

Person 3, "hahha, this fool is totally chipotled"

by 3Ran April 13, 2011

Chipotlaid

During anal sex, getting shit on your dick because your receiver ate at Chipotle before.

I got Chipotlaid by Tye last night...

by wordsfromvicki June 5, 2015

Chipotbated

The act of lubing up your genitals using hot-sauce and then using a vegan burrito to masturbate in.

AJ Chipotbated his beyond sausage all night long.

by LexDakos October 3, 2019

TinderBalls/ChipotleDick

The feeling you get when you finally land a hot tinder date, but your limp noodle dick isn't firm enough for the tactical insertion. Similar to the sad walk back home when you get an Uber only to arrive at Chipotle 10 minutes after they close.

BRO, I finally got a fan meetup with that Pornhub star, but before I could nail her, I got a horrible case of TinderBalls/ChipotleDick. Now I'll never be able to look my Mom in the eyes again after she watches my failed fuck tonight during dinner.

by Joseph Sloan TN1990 May 3, 2019