The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.
She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.
by Kojak October 28, 2003
Get the Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel mug.A dump that stretches you so wide you need your ass sewn up to poop
properly again. The pain is often so bad you think you may lose
consciousness while on the can. A chiptle child x3.
properly again. The pain is often so bad you think you may lose
consciousness while on the can. A chiptle child x3.
"Bro, not only were you in the shitter forever but you are walking funny now", "DUDE I
had Chipotle Triplets ok!, give me a break! Now I need a wheel chair cause I cant walk, I should have had an epidural before I took that shit".
had Chipotle Triplets ok!, give me a break! Now I need a wheel chair cause I cant walk, I should have had an epidural before I took that shit".
by GoathillGary November 25, 2016
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A condition in which a massive amount of feces are discharged from the bowels very frequently and in a mixed liquid and bloody form.
Joe: I had explosive chipotlerrhea after eating that burrito!
John: You better get yourself some Chipotlaway!
John: You better get yourself some Chipotlaway!
by drmctrollerson September 10, 2014
Get the chipotlerrhea mug.Noun. The new shape your chipotle burrito takes on when you take all the foil off early and it explodes into your bowl below, requiring you to use a fork or spoon to put all of the amazingness back onto the tortilla, and take the ends of the tortilla with your fingers to a point in the middle. When lifted by this point the tortilla resembles a diaper, and the ingredients falling out of the corners resembles fresh steaming baby feces.
Cameron: "Good job at taking the foil off your burrito too early Aaron."
Aaron: "Don't worry dude, when it all pours out I'll just make a Chipotle Diaper."
Aaron: "Don't worry dude, when it all pours out I'll just make a Chipotle Diaper."
by Cwaymuh August 22, 2011
Get the Chipotle Diaper mug.The intense, brutal, and long-lasting poop you get the morning after you have chipotle. Usually starts off as one big poop, then in 5-10 minutes two or three rounds of small chunks of poop.
by Aqwafor January 15, 2014
Get the chipotle poop mug.The molten explosive rectal discharge that occurs following a meal at Chipotle's. Causes include E Coli, Norovirus, or "farm fresh" fecal laced hands included at no extra charge.
Dude, I need to stop at Macy's and score some new jeans. Chipotlerrea just blew out the trou I wore to lunch.
by Burritos For Breakfast April 4, 2016
Get the chipotlerrea mug.a chipotle hangover happens when you eat a chipotle burrito (mainly one that is huge and spicy) and then suffer from stomach pains and feelings of regret as you lie on your bed feeling sick. Even though, if you had the chance, you would have another.
rob: hey, wheres Dylon at?
alex: oh he's at home with a chipotle hangover from those burritos we had for lunch.
alex: oh he's at home with a chipotle hangover from those burritos we had for lunch.
by pokAtok August 30, 2010
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