China Syndrome (Gan Mao Zedong)

Normally the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, pink eye, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, bile burps, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, amoebic dysentery, watery shits, shitty shits etc, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss, a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.

a. “Where have you been all morning?”
b. “I had a touch of China Syndrome (Gan Mao Zedong)"
a. “Dude" with emotion, "Not the Gan Mao Zedong’s.”

by Lenny Banter August 30, 2008

Made-in-China Syndrome

Made-in-China Syndrome occurs, when someone implies that your valuables are not much worth as you think by presuming that they were made in an economy using plenty of cheap labour, often out of envy, ignorance or piss-taking.

"Look at this ring! I got this at an auction website last week! That was a bargain as well!"
"T's have a look...Cheap sliver shine, innit? Probably hot stuff. Or a sweat shop fake..."
"Here we go again. You're going through another round of Made-in-China syndrome, David!"

by Hiroish June 26, 2014

No China Syndrome

You know those shitty little ornaments you buy your least favourite aunties and uncles for xmas? Chances are they say "Made in China" on the base. The thing is, China is well known for churning out endless amounts of crap that nobody gives a monkey about.

So there you have it. No China Syndrome = No Bullshit

Guy 1: Justin Bieber is the greatest singer of all time
Guy 2: Dude, No China Syndrome hahaha
Guy 1: No really, he's so mega talented and I'm like his biggest Bielieber
Guy 2: Go die, prick

by Rule 106 January 22, 2011

Blac Chyna syndrome

Women who well get pregnant with any rich guy just to get the money( child support ) and not work as much or at all.

Karen: Would you purposely get pregnant with Trey just because he has a lot of money?
Samantha: No, I don't have Blac Chyna syndrome. I swear, I dont.

by achelois_moongoddess April 19, 2017

Brown Chin Syndrome

A condition caused by giving a Blumpkina. Symptoms include feces on the chin, dicoloration of the chin and mouth, and often, horrible breath. It happens when feces comes in contact with the chin of a person performing cunnilingus on a woman who is defecating.

"I was going down on my girlfriend, but she had a stomach virus and, to make a long story short, I got that Brown Chin Syndrome"

by Krazy Akmed July 3, 2006

Black Chyna syndrome

When you are addicted / make an effort to become pregnant with a rich and famous person so you can social climb yourself

"Don't fuck with that girl man, she's got Black Chyna syndrome. She'll get pregnant then steal all the shit in your house."

by Julianna Astley May 22, 2017

Big Chin Syndrome

A person that has a very ab-normal sized chin.
A condition that is very rare and cannot be cared for.
if you have this disease it may cause people to hate you, make you fat, causes the breasts to sag or penis to shrink, make you drool and can give you a lisp.

Remember this is a serious condition and should not be made into a joke. It can also be contagious so do not touch anyone with this disease. if you have touched someone with this disease you should consult you GP immediately.

Child 1:Whoa that kid has a huge chin hahahahahahaha what a dork

Child 2:you know, you shouldn't laugh that kid has big chin syndrome.

Child 1: but he/she doesn't have any friends

Child 2: thats a side effect of the disease

Child 1: Hate that, hahaha

by Dr. kornsbey November 7, 2010